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Facing Up                                      Sometimes we have to question who we really are.

'Gotcha' …                                        Be careful. Don't let your guard down.

Home                                            Where the roses never fade.

Second Chance                            Never give up.

A Wild Ride                                   A turbulent tale of friendship found. (This story was published in Pilot's magazine … August 2005)

Rankin Flight                               A story of adventure in Canada's frozen Arctic.

A Bucketful of Noise                   Ah, sweet youth. How did we ever make it to adulthood?

The Chicken Express                   Churchill Daze at their best. (This story won an Honorable Mention in the Spring 2003 Larry Turner Awards, and was published in the Fall 2003 edition of the "Grist Mill".)

High Anxiety                                 What is it about a woman that can bring a man to his knees?

Hot Pursuit                                   Fast paced action in the dark of night.

The Actor                                      A bit of a devious twist to "Second Chance"

 

A Wild Ride

 

The little green and white Tri-Pacer moved quickly along the black asphalt strip. It hesitated momentarily before it climbed freely away from the airport. I was airborne again, and felt the familiar feeling of exhilaration that always accompanied liftoff.  Bill was sitting beside me in the left seat of his airplane, but I was doing the flying today. As the altimeter came up on 8000 feet above sea level, I pulled back on the throttle, setting the RPM to 2300, and adjusted the trim tabs of the small high winged airplane to ease the pressure on the control column.  Before leaving the Rocky Mountain House airport, Bill had set the altimeter to correctly read 3300 feet above sea level.  Now that we were at our cruising altitude, I put the airplane on a southeasterly course towards Springbank, a small airport located just west of Calgary.  It was a hot and humid Sunday afternoon in August with just a few puffy cumulous clouds breaking up a wide-open blue sky.

Looking to the west over the mountains, I could see some large buildups of heavy black clouds.  "Looks like a squall line approaching," I said to Bill.

"I wouldn't worry about it," he replied. "We'll be sittin' on the ground in Springbank before that ever gets near us."

I hoped he was right. The clouds looked pretty ominous to me.

"What a life." Bill's voice seemed to smile as he settled back in his seat for the short fifty-five minute flight ahead of us. "How much better than this can it get?"

He was in his element here in his little airplane. For him this was about as good as it could get. He didn't even seem to notice the rank odor of freshly skinned animal pelts coming from the back seat. I did though. My nostrils were stinging and I was having trouble breathing. Bill, or "Trapper Bill", as he was known, was sitting back, totally relaxed.  He had earned his nickname a few years back when he had been working as an Electronics Technician at the Saskatoon airport. When he wasn't working at the airport, he pursued his hobby of trapping beaver along the North Saskatchewan River. The nickname had stuck, mainly because he fit the character of a grizzled old trapper.

"You'd better take it Bill. I can't concentrate on anything with the stink in here." It was pretty bad. I couldn't stop my eyes from watering.

"No problem. It just smells like money to me."  Bill reached up and reset the trim tabs to exactly where I had set them earlier. He now had the airplane.

This story is about Bill. I suppose it's about me too, but I only play a supporting role. I was forty-eight when it took place. Even though I had always worked hard at trying to maintain a trim and youthful appearance, I knew I was losing the battle. My glasses had recently been upgraded to bifocals, and it seemed like every day a few more gray hairs presented themselves on my temples. My wife told me the gray was distinguished looking. Wives say things like that.

I first met Bill several years ago when I was transferred into his section at the Saskatoon airport. As the new guy in the group, I was assigned as his partner. It didn't take me long to understand why none of the other technicians wanted to work with him.  He was a miserable old grouch who seldom talked. When he did, he didn't have much good to say about anything or anybody. His attitude to people around him was that he really didn't give a damn what they thought. What was important was what he thought, and for the most part he kept that to himself.

Bill was a character you couldn't forget. His attitude to life was imprinted on his face.  He was craggy-faced, with deep furrows running across his high forehead. His thinning gray hair was greased straight back, making his face seem even thinner than it was.  Bill didn't look at you. He glared. Large bushy eyebrows shadowed his dark eyes. His aquiline nose jutted out like a rock outcropping guarding the crevasse of his mouth that seemed to be frozen in a constant scowl. He was a rebel, a free spirit. He didn't exactly challenge authority. He just refused to acknowledge it. Most people, including his bosses at work, ignored him when they could because they didn't know how to deal with him.  It was easier to just let him do his thing, and that was fine by Bill.

For the longest time we went about our business without too much to say to each other.  He knew that I didn't agree with his some of his work habits, but I kept my frustrations to myself. He was about fifteen years older than I was, and I respected that. After a few months he began to warm up a little. Maybe it was when he realized I was a rather private person myself, and wasn't a threat to him.  Maybe it was because I was also a pilot, and loved to fly. I don't exactly know, but it made my life easier.

Bill had a small plane, a Tri-Pacer. We often went flying together. He was most at peace when he was flying.  It was as if he had escaped everything that was dark, and everything that was wrong with his world. He was a different man up there, and one I enjoyed being with.  It only lasted until we landed though.  At that point he would immediately revert to the unyielding, obstinate old grouch that everybody loved to hate.

When he retired, after 35 years on the job, only a handful of his co-workers came to his luncheon. I was elected to say a few words because I had been his partner, and seemed to get along with him better than the others. When I finished, he thanked me. He smiled at those who had gathered, picked up his gold watch or whatever was wrapped up in that box, said goodbye, and walked away. 

Now, here we were, nine years later, sitting in his smelly airplane. I hadn't seen Bill again until a few days ago when I had literally run into him in downtown Calgary.  I was in town for an all-day meeting. When it had ended I'd gone for a run to get some fresh air.  I'd been jogging for about forty-five minutes. I was feeling pretty tired, I guess, because my head was down as I rounded a corner across from my hotel. Wham! We hit head-on. Down he went.  At first I didn't recognize the gaunt figure lying flat out on the sidewalk in front of me. I thought it might be a homeless person. He was wearing a stained buckskin jacket, faded blue jeans, heavy boots, and a beat up old baseball cap. His stringy gray hair hung down from under his cap over his forehead almost to his eyes.

"What the hell's your hurry, young fella?" he asked, as I bent over to help him up.

I recognized the voice immediately. "Bill, what are you doing here?"

I was happy to see him, and he was obviously just as happy to see me. We went into the hotel restaurant for coffee, and sat there for a couple of hours. He must have needed someone to talk to, because he told me more about himself that day than he had in all the time we'd worked together back in Saskatoon. He had moved to Calgary a few years ago. He was trapping full time now for beaver, muskrat, and just about anything else that roamed the banks of the many rivers and mountain streams in the David Thompson Country in West-Central Alberta.  Once a week he would fly up to Rocky Mountain House from the Springbank airport where he would head out onto his trap-line. He had a four wheel drive half-ton truck that he left up there. I told him I was living in Edmonton now, and wasn't flying much anymore. When I told him how much I missed it, he asked me if I'd like to come with him on his next trip.  He was leaving the next morning, a Friday, and would be back in Calgary on Sunday afternoon.

"You can fly the plane, and you'll get to see some great country at the same time."

That was enough for me.  "I'd love to see your operation," I said.

It was quite a weekend.  We flew to Rocky Mountain House on Friday morning.  I flew the airplane, and thoroughly enjoyed myself on the trip up.  Bill just sat back, and watched me.  I was pretty rusty at first, but he never said a word.  He just let me clean up my own mistakes, and I made lots of them.  He was still just as laid back as he'd ever been.

We checked several traps that day, and had already set up camp for the night when the rain started.  We had just got the fire going, and were cooking some supper when the drizzle turned to driving rain.  It drenched our new fire sending us into our tent wet, chilled, and hungry. We cracked a can of beans, and ate them cold before climbing in to our sleeping bags for the night.

It wasn't much better the next morning.  Everything was sopping wet. We couldn't get a fire going, so we ate cold cereal.  Saturday was a pretty good day.  We managed to check most of the remaining traps, and were starting to get a pretty good load of dead animals in the back of the truck. With only a few more traps to check the next morning, we were able to make camp early that evening. The skies had cleared so we cooked steaks and beans over the fire. I didn't ask Bill what kind of meat we were eating.  I didn't really want to know.  Whatever it was, it tasted great.

According to Bill we only had a medium load going back.  Of the forty-seven traps that he maintained, sixteen of them had returned an animal.  There were eleven beaver skins, and five muskrat pelts in the two garbage bags in the back seat.  The animals had been skinned that morning, and the pelts were still wet.  Even with the garbage bags to contain them, there was no way the smell of the smell of blood and guts could be camouflaged.

I guess a person can get used to anything. Bill was flying the plane, and I was enjoying the scenery. I soon found that I was able to relax a bit and forget about the raw smell coming from the back seat. The angry looking black clouds to the west of us were getting closer now, and the ride was getting a little bumpier. We were still in clear skies, though. In the distance off to the southeast I could see the city of Calgary.  Pretty soon we'd be able to spot the Springbank airport directly to the south of us. 

Then, without any warning, all hell broke loose. BANG!    BANG!

"What the!" Bill looked down at the instrument panel.  

An invisible force yanked me towards the cabin roof. My seatbelt was the only thing that kept me from banging in to it. I looked over at Bill. His seatbelt had not been tight, and his head was pressed against the roof fabric. The peak of his ball cap was pushed down over his eyes.  He reached up and pulled the cap off his face. His eyes were wild. He looked totally confused. I looked past him outside the cabin and then back to the instrument panel.  Our wings were level. We appeared to be in level flight, but the altimeter needle was unwinding like a windmill, and the Rate-Of-Climb indicator showed that we were dropping at twenty five hundred feet per minute.  At that rate we'd hit the ground in less than two minutes.

I reached over and pulled his seatbelt tighter. This brought him back down into his seat. Bill reached for the throttle, slammed it forward to the stops, and hauled the steering column back.  Perspiration beads had formed on his forehead, but he was focused again on what was happening around him. Our altitude was now less than 6000 feet, only 2700 feet above the ground. Even with full power on we were sinking fast. Bill looked at me inquisitively.

"I don't know. I can't figure it out either," I said. I couldn't think of anything we could do to stop us from crashing into the hills below that were coming up fast. 

Suddenly …WHAM!  Both of us were pushed down in our seats. It was as if the airplane had been attached to a giant bungee cord in the sky that had come to the end of its tether, and was now flinging us back up.  The airplane immediately began climbing at 1500, then 2000 feet per minute, all the time with the wings level.  As I watched the altimeter needle wind up, I saw that we were passing through 8000 feet, then 9,000.  Bill tightened his seatbelt, pulled back on the throttles, and pushed forward on the steering column to try to lower the nose. It had absolutely no effect.  We were rocketing skyward, totally out of control.

And then … as quickly as it had started we were out of it.  As the altimeter needle passed 12,000 feet, the aircraft suddenly stopped climbing.  It hung in the air for a moment, and then started to descend again.  This time the descent was more gradual. Bill pulled back on the steering column and applied normal throttle. The airplane was flying level again.

"Whew, what a wild ride," Bill said, looking out at the ground that was now almost two miles below.

I didn't know what to think.  Both of my hands were grasping the little handle above and to the right of my head.  I had been holding on for dear life, and my knuckles were as white as new fallen snow.

At first Bill was disoriented, and didn't quite know where we were.  It wasn't long though, before he began to recognize familiar landmarks and pinpoint our location.  In the last few minutes, since the unexpected roller coaster ride had begun, we had veered off course by over ten miles.  He pointed out Calgary in the distance just ahead and to our right.  Instead of being north of Springbank where we had been, we were now a long ways northeast.

Bill began a slowly descending turn to his right, and added throttle to his little bird. We were at 11,000 feet in a block of airspace that we shouldn't be in, and he knew he had to get out of there as soon as possible.

"I think we just met a mountain CAT," he remarked. "Pretty big one too."

I must have looked confused, so he went on, "What I mean by CAT is Clear Air Turbulence.  Sometimes around the mountains it can be pretty wild, especially if there's weather in  …" 

He had just started his explanation when the radio came to life.

"Unidentified aircraft, nine miles north-east of Calgary, this is Calgary tower.  Do you read?"

"No way," he shook his head. "Don't answer. I don't need the grief.  I'll be doing paperwork for a week."

"Unidentified aircraft, nine miles north east, you are in controlled airspace.  Please squawk code 2100 on your transponder."

"That's a laugh," he said at me.  "I don't have a transponder."  He turned the radio volume lower.

"Unidentified aircraft, nine miles northeast," I could still faintly hear a voice coming through on the speaker.  "We have you on a westerly track.  You have traffic at nine thousand feet at nine o'clock.  What is your altitude?"

Bill wasn't listening.  He was intent on getting out of there as fast as he could.

"Unidentified aircraft, eight miles north east, you are in controlled airspace."  The Air Traffic Controller in the Calgary tower was almost pleading now.  "Please squawk code 2100 on your transponder."

"Bill, we'd better answer this guy," I said. "It's nobody's fault we ended up here."

"Forget it, I'm not talkin' to anyone."

"Unidentified aircraft, eight miles northeast."  The controller was shouting at us now. "You have traffic at nine thousand feet at nine o'clock.  We don't know your altitude.  Stay clear of 9000 feet!"

"Air Canada 121," the controller continued. " Be advised there is traffic directly ahead of you, altitude unknown.  Turn east on a heading of 090 degrees immediately."

I was getting panicky now.  I knew what was going on. So did Bill, but he refused to acknowledge it. Both airplanes were at 9000 feet. I quickly looked around outside the cabin. I couldn't see the other plane, but I also knew I wouldn't until it was too late. 

"Bill, talk to the guy! There's an Air Canada plane up here.  They're tracking us on RADAR, and we must be close."

 Bill seemed oblivious to the panic in my voice.  He stared straight ahead. We had just passed through 9000 feet and were still descending.

"We'll soon be out of here," he said to me calmly. "Relax."

WHAM! …  It happened again! 

This time a huge shadow enveloped the cockpit, accompanied by the loud roaring noise of jet engines. Our little airplane was flipped violently upside down and then back upright again. Both of us were hanging in our seat belts for a moment, and were then slammed back down into our seats. The little airplane's nose was pointing up at about a 60-degree angle, but I could feel us descending. Why couldn't I see anything? Everything was black. I soon realized the reason for this. A leaky garbage bag full of animal skins had come to rest on my shoulders and chest. It was blocking my vision.  I shoved it into the back, and looked out the side window in time to see the tail end of a giant Airbus moving away from us.  It had obviously just missed us, and we were now suffering the results of its wing vortices.

"Bill," I yelled.  "Bill, have you got it?"

"I don't know … I think so," he answered.

He pushed the steering column fully forward to try to get our nose down. When he did this the airplane immediately fell off on its right wing and began a rotation around it with its nose still high in the air. 

"We're stalled. I think we're in a flat spin," Bill said.  I've got to get the nose down." 

He moved the throttles fully forward to add power to the airplane, while keeping full forward pressure on the column.  Nothing happened. The nose stayed right where it was. The airplane was falling out of the sky in a right-handed flat spin with its nose in the air. I looked at the altimeter just as its needle passed through 7000 feet.  The ground was less than 4000 feet below. 

"Okay, this could be trouble," Let's try somethin' else." His voice remained calm and cool.

He pulled the throttle back to idle, let go of the steering column, and pushed down his left rudder pedal all the way. Almost immediately the spinning stopped, and the airplane straightened out.  At that point he quickly took his foot off the rudder. The nose was still pointed up and we were still falling out of the sky, but at least the airplane was no longer spinning.  As the altimeter needle passed through 6000 feet, Bill did something I'll never forget.  It went against anything that I'd ever been taught, or even heard of. He reached down to the flap lever and put out two notches of flap, applied full throttle to the engine, and pulled the steering column back right into his lap.

"Pull back as hard as you can on the column and don't let go 'til I tell you," he yelled to me over the roar of the engine.

What happened next was a blur. I grabbed the column, which was already pulled all the way back, and held on to it for dear life. I remember the airplane going fully vertical with its nose straight up.  I remember hanging by my seat belt for a few seconds as the airplane went over the top upside down, and then heading straight down in a power dive. I vaguely remember Bill bringing in the flaps, and pulling back on the throttles. At some point I remember him telling me to release the steering column. And then … unbelievingly … we were flying straight and level, and Bill was setting up the airplane for normal flight.

"How's that for a little excitement? " he said, chuckling. "I wonder how many people have done a full front to back flip in a Tri-Pacer?"

At first I was speechless. I couldn't believe what he'd done. Eventually I found my voice.

"Bill, that was amazing.  I think what you just did is impossible. We should both be dead right now."

"Yup, I think maybe we were pretty lucky." He had a sheepish grin on his face.

I looked out at the ground below us. The altimeter read 4000 feet, which meant that we were only 700 feet above the ground. Bill brought the airplane back up to 5000 feet, and we settled in for what was left of our short flight.

I could still hear the Calgary tower calling us.  Bill continued to ignore them. Within fifteen minutes we could see the Springbank airport about five miles ahead of us.  Bill turned the volume up on the radio, changed the channel, and called the Springbank tower.

When they replied, giving us a normal landing clearance I assumed they didn't know that Calgary had been trying to contact us.  No such luck, however. They had no sooner given us our clearance when another voice came over the radio telling us to report to the tower when we landed.  Bill acknowledged their request, set up the airplane for a landing, and greased it onto the runway.

After getting cleaned up in the control tower washroom, we called upstairs on the phone and sat down to wait.  Bill did all the talking when the tower man came down.  At first the guy was really excited, talking like he was going to throw the book at us.  Bill just played innocent.

"What are you talkin' about," Bill asked aggressively?  "I don't know anything about a near miss.  We encountered some turbulence on the way home, and got thrown around a bit. We ended up a little east of where we should have been, but that's it."

"Didn't you hear the Calgary tower calling you?" 

"Nope, … didn't hear anyone, … but I know why. When I tried to call you for a landing clearance I realized I had no radios.  The breaker had popped.  Musta happened with the turbulence."

The tower man looked exasperatingly at me.

"Don't ask me," I said.  "I'm just the passenger."

He went on to tell us that we had entered the Calgary Control Zone without authorization. We had nearly collided with a commercial jet approaching Calgary.  Luckily we hadn't hit, and both airplanes had landed safely.  I'm sure the guy didn't believe Bill when he said that he hadn't heard the Calgary tower, but what could he do.  He told Bill that he would have to file a report, and gave him some forms to fill out.  Bill told him he'd fill them out later.  Somehow, I had the impression that this guy had dealt with Bill before, and knew the easiest way to resolve the problem was to ignore it.  Shades of days gone by:  I guess some things never change.

We had a quick coffee in the cafeteria, and I gathered up my stuff. We said good-bye with a promise to keep in contact, and I headed home to Edmonton with a wild tale to tell around the water cooler. What a cowboy. He hadn't changed a bit. He was just as ornery as he'd ever been, and still didn't seem to give a damn about anything or anybody.

The other thing that hadn't changed is that life was never dull when you were around "Trapper Bill". I'll tell you one thing. "He sure had got my MOJO running that weekend.

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Rankin Flight

 

 

"Is this it?" I thought. "Is this what it's like at the end?" I had always assumed I'd be afraid, excited, or upset, but I wasn't.  I was so involved in what was going on around me I had no time to consider that I may never see my family or friends again.  Maybe I would when we hit the water. It would be over fast, anyway.  We wouldn't last very long in the icy waters of Hudson Bay even if we did survive the crash.

Everything had happened so quickly.  How had a flight that had started so routinely turned into this nightmare?

I removed my mittens, pulled my Government Identification Card out of my pocket, and used it to scrape the frost off the inside of my side window.  After clearing a spot, I pulled up my parka hood, and pressed my face as close to the window as I could. Hooding my eyes to peer outside, I saw snow dancing and swirling off the end of the knifelike beam of the landing light.  Beyond that, there was nothing but the blackness of this starless November night.  I certainly hadn't bargained for this kind of excitement when I had joined the Public Service with Transport Canada earlier in the year, and moved to Churchill, Manitoba.

I was thirty-one when I made this major career change.  After spending thirteen years in the rigid, stand-tall world of the Canadian Armed Forces, I was enjoying being a civilian again. I was also enjoying the relaxed northern lifestyle where just about everyone wore a beard and their hair too long.  My hair was longer now than I'd ever worn it, and my trimmed beard was beginning to show silver strands laced amongst the brown.

I stretched my legs as best I could. Huddled into the front right seat of the small twin-engine Aztec aircraft, even the slight movement of changing the position of my legs offered some relief.  There were three of us in the six available seats of the airplane. Jim, the pilot sat to my left. Ed, my co-worker sat directly behind me.  All of us were wearing our parkas and heavy arctic mittens in an effort to keep warm.  The other seats behind and beside Ed were stuffed to the ceiling with electronic test equipment, parts, and tools.  The baggage compartment behind the seats, was separated from the passenger cabin by a thin plastic wall. It was full of more parts, a couple of frozen Arctic Char, and our suitcases.

"Climb!" I yelled.  "We're almost in the water!"

Jim reacted immediately, pushing the dual throttle levers forward.  The engines responded with a roaring surge of power, and the aircraft stopped descending. It leveled out for a moment, and then laboriously began climbing again.  Pretty soon the water was no longer visible, and Jim pulled the throttle levers back a bit.  There wasn't much left.  The levers were about 95 percent to the wall by then. 

This was the second time we had descended to the 100-foot level, and the second time that Jim had advanced the throttles to gain more altitude.  Things weren't happening as we had hoped they would.  The temperature hadn't warmed up as we had descended, and with all the ice on the wings, the aircraft was barely flying.  The dim red lights of the instrument panel highlighted the concern on Jim's face as he adjusted the elevator trim for these new power settings.

I turned and looked at Ed.  He was several years younger than I was, just two years out of technical college.  Underneath his bushy red beard, his face was as pale as the snow outside.  His eyes were closed, but I knew he wasn't sleeping.  His lips were quivering and his right eye was twitching. Maybe he was praying.

It was November, and it was already full-blown winter in the North Country.  The tundra had long gone to sleep under a blanket of frozen snow and ice.  The three of us were flying back to Churchill from Coral Harbour, Nunavut. Coral Harbour is a small Inuit hamlet on Southampton Island at the northern tip of Hudson Bay, approximately eight hundred kilometers north of Churchill.  Ed and I had been working there for the last few days, and were looking forward to getting back to our homes and civilization as we had come to know it.

  We were two of several electronics technicians based in Churchill whose job included the maintenance and repair of the many government electronic navigation and communications systems located up the West Coast of Hudson Bay.  These systems were vitally important to the safe passage of aircraft flying in the north, and all of us took our jobs seriously.  Many of these navigation systems were located in small Inuit communities, and  were lifelines into these hamlets.  Without these electronic signposts in the sky, aircraft flying over this vast tundra, devoid of landmarks, would not be able to find their way when the weather was bad. That was most of the time during the dark months of winter. 

The airplane was a charter out of Thompson, Manitoba. Jim had flown us in two days ago, and had gone back to Rankin Inlet to get some work done on the airplane.  On the way up he had noticed that the Omnirange (VOR) receiver that was used for navigation wasn't working properly. He said he'd get it fixed. I had called him that morning to tell him that we had finished our work, and were ready to come out.  He had arrived back shortly after lunch to pick us up. The VOR receiver still wasn't working, but he came anyway.

We had taken off from the snow-packed runway of Coral Harbour at 3:00 P.M.  The weather was sunny and crisp with a temperature of -10 degrees Celsius. Ed and I had done a little shopping earlier that day. With a little bargaining, we had been able to buy some soapstone carvings directly from the carvers for a good price.  We had also purchased a couple of Arctic Char to enjoy with our families and friends when we got home.  When Jim arrived, he told us there was some weather moving into the Churchill area, and we may only be able to fly as far as Rankin Inlet that day.  Rankin was a small community on the West Coast of Hudson Bay about five hundred kilometers north of Churchill. Jim planned to stop there for fuel anyway, so we could decide whether or not to go on when we got there.

The sky was clear for the first half hour of the flight.  As we reached our cruising altitude of 10,000 feet, we could see the vast frozen arctic tundra of Southampton Island stretched out for miles below us.  After a while, the icy open water of Hudson Bay replaced the tundra. There were some large cloud buildups in the distance. As we continued south, we found ourselves above them, no longer able to see the water.  Soon, we were punching holes through the tops of the thick cloud cover, and shortly after that the clouds had enveloped the airplane.

Jim switched frequencies on his VHF radio and pushed the microphone button.  "Rankin Flight Services, this is PA-23, CF-WAG. We are 50 miles east of Chesterfield Inlet at 10,000 feet on an IFR flight plan from Coral Harbour to Churchill with a stop at Rankin Inlet.  We'd like Chesterfield's weather please, and Rankin's as well."

The Radio Operator responded, his voice coming over the cabin speaker. "Roger WAG. Chesterfield altimeter is 29.98. Be advised that a large system is rapidly moving in to the area with snow and freezing rain.  The ceiling at Chesterfield is 8,000 feet with a 9000 foot reported freezing level. Rankin's altimeter is 29.87, and dropping fast. Rankin's ceiling has come down in the last hour from 12,000 to 5000 feet."

Jim thanked him, and turned to us.  "OK guys, you heard him.  We're now about thirty minutes north of Rankin Inlet.  The weather is starting to close in.  We can land at Chesterfield Inlet and wait it out if you want, or we can carry on. It's up to you."

The two of us thought about it for a few seconds, and agreed that we should give Rankin a try.

"Okay," Jim said, as he switched channels on his VHF radio. He called the Edmonton Air Traffic Control Center requesting clearance to descend to 8000 feet.  We were close enough now to Rankin Inlet to contact Edmonton via a remote control radio system located at the Rankin airport.  Although there were no air traffic control controllers at Rankin, the landlines and microwave links that connected it to Edmonton made it seem as if the controllers were right there.  Edmonton Center came back almost immediately authorizing our descent to 8000 feet.

"Let's get this bird down below the freezing level."  Jim pulled back on the throttles, and adjusted the elevator trim tabs to nose the aircraft down into a slow descent.

The farther we descended, the thicker and heavier the clouds became.   It was snowing now. By the time we leveled out at 8000 feet, we were flying in zero visibility conditions.  It was dark outside, and snow was pelting the windshield furiously.  I reached over and moved the tuning knob of the ADF receiver to the Rankin Inlet radio beacon's frequency.  The ADF receiver's job was to decode a ground radio beacon's signal and provide direction, in this case the direction to the Rankin Inlet beacon.  All Jim had to do was keep the ADF needle on the instrument panel directly in line with the nose of the aircraft and we would home in to the Rankin Airport.

When I dialed in the Rankin frequency, I was surprised to see that the needle on the panel was wandering aimlessly.  I turned up the audio so we could hear Rankin's Morse code identifier. We could only hear a background hiss.  I double-checked the charts, thinking that perhaps I had made a mistake on the channel selection, but the charts confirmed that I had been right.  At that point I dialed in the Chesterfield Inlet Beacon.  The speaker beat out the Morse code "YCS," and the needle swung immediately to our three o'clock position. We knew then that the ADF receiver was working.  I re-dialed Rankin. There still was no signal.

"The Rankin beacon doesn't appear to be working." I said.

"Leave the dial where it is," Jim responded. "Hopefully it's just the weather and we'll pick it up as we get closer."

"What was that?"  Ed remarked from the back seat. "What's that noise?"

Thousands of little shards of ice were flying off the left propeller, shattering on the side of the fuselage.

"Ice," Jim said.  "Look at the wings." 

I did. The leading edges of both wings had a thin coating of ice on them.

Another icy shower hit the right side of the fuselage.  I noticed that the altimeter needle had started a slow counterclockwise rotation.

"Are we descending again?"  I asked.

" We're descending,” Jim replied, “but not on purpose.  We're losing altitude because of ice buildup on the wings." 

Jim edged the throttles forward. The needle stopped its rotation.  "That should do it," he said.  "We'll make up for the loss of the wing's lift with more power.  On second thought, let's keep descending.  It should be warmer as we get lower." He pulled back on the throttles, and the altimeter needle started rotating counterclockwise again as the aircraft descended.

He picked up the microphone and advised Edmonton that we were encountering icing conditions at the 8000-foot level and were descending to 4000 feet. He also advised them that the Rankin NDB was not working. 

"Roger WAG," Edmonton responded. "We haven't had any other reports of trouble with it, but we'll advise the technical staff in Churchill."

"That's a laugh," Ed exclaimed from the back. "We are the technical staff from Churchill."

"Good luck with the ice," the Edmonton controller said.  " You are cleared for an approach to Rankin Airport.  Altimeter setting is 29.84.  Please advise when down."

"Don't we have deicing equipment on this aircraft?"  Ed asked.  "Can't you just turn on the deicers?"

"All we've got are hot props," Jim replied, "and they're turned on.  That's why you hear the ice hitting the sides of the aircraft.  It's melting off the props.  This model of the Aztec doesn't have deicing boots or thermal deicing on the wings."

"Great," Ed said excitedly.  "Why are you flying an aircraft with no deicing equipment? Why doesn't your VOR receiver work? Why isn't your NDB receiver working? What’s the matter with you? What’s the matter with your company"?

"Cool down Ed," I turned to him and said.  I was just as frustrated, but at this point, I didn't think we should be getting Jim upset as well. "Try to figure out why we're not picking up the Rankin beacon."

As we reached the 4000-foot level, we could see that the ice had built up even more on the wings.  The windshield was now covered with ice, as well. The defrosters had stopped working, and a thin film of frost had coated the inside of the windows as a result of our heavy breathing in the cabin.  Even the instruments in the front panel had started to fog up.  Jim reset the trim and power settings to stop our descent. The aircraft leveled out.

I had turned to Ed and was discussing the Rankin beacon, when Ed's eyes moved, looking past me toward the instrument panel.  "We're descending again," he said.

I turned back to see that the altimeter's needle had started moving again. We were down to 3500 feet.  More ice was hitting the sides of the aircraft. It was getting even colder in the cockpit. I had never taken my parka off, and now I put my large fleece mittens on. Ed did the same. Jim leaned over to adjust the throttles again, and then changed his mind.

"Heater inlets must be plugged," he said.  "I'm going to keep descending for a while.  It's got to warm up pretty soon. We've got to get rid of this ice."

I turned up the volume again on the ADF receiver.  This time we could faintly hear Rankin beacon's Morse code identifier "YRT" on the speakers, but the needle still drifted aimlessly in circles We had to be in range of it by now. Based on the charts, and the direction we'd been flying, we should have been only a few miles from Rankin.

"So why aren't we getting any directional information?"  Ed asked, more to himself than anyone else. "I can hear it, so it's on."

"Look at this," I exclaimed, as I rubbed the frost off the airspeed indicator.  It was reading zero instead of the 180 knots it had been reading a few moments ago.  "What's going on now?"

"The Pitot Tube on the wing must be covered in ice," Jim responded.  "The airspeed indicator system relies on the flow of air against the Pitot's head to indicate airspeed.  It's a pressure differential thing.  I'll explain it to you sometime, but until it unplugs we'll have no indication of how fast we're moving.  I hope you both said your prayers this morning, because we're in a little bit of trouble."

"No deicers on that either, I suppose," Ed said disgustedly, shrinking back into his seat.

It was pitch black outside, but the cockpit windows were white with the snow and frost that now covered them.  Between this and the reduced lights of the frosted instrument panel, an eerie glow was cast throughout the cockpit.  We were flying blind with no visual reference over the ice filled waters of Hudson Bay. The aircraft was losing altitude, and we had very little throttle left to stop our descent.  The ADF navigation system wasn't working. The airspeed indicator wasn't working. On top of that, we had no idea when the aircraft wings were going to stall and drop us like a stone into the water below.  It was definitely time to say a prayer. All three of us were very quiet for the next few minutes.

Coming back to reality, I heard Jim talking to Edmonton on the radio.  He was declaring an emergency, telling them of our situation.  I leaned over, and rubbed the frost off the faceplate of the altimeter.  " We're below 1000 feet according to this," I said.             

"Never mind the altimeter," Jim answered.  "See if you can scrape the frost off your side window. Let me know when you can see the water.  I'll try to keep us at least 100 feet above it."  Jim turned on the landing light hoping it would help me spot the water before we hit it.

I scraped my window as clear as I could get it, and pressed my face to it.  I then pulled my parka hood over my head to block out any ambient light as I peered out into the blackness of the night.  It was still snowing. The combination of the speed we were moving, the driving snow, and the brightness of the landing light was hypnotic.

I felt Ed brush my back and looked back into the cabin. He had leaned forward using his mittens to continually wipe the instrument panel and keep it clear of frost.

"Keep looking outside!" Jim's voice was a little higher than it had been before. "I need to know where the water is."

"OK," I said. "Sorry." I hooded my eyes again, and looked out. Almost immediately I could see the water  "There it is. I'd say we're about 100 feet above it."

Jim moved the throttles forward. The engine increased its RPM. The water began to disappear.  We must have been climbing, but it was hard to tell.

"Hey, we've got the beacon!" Ed said loudly, "Look, we've got a lock." The needle of the ADF meter was pointing to the ten o'clock position and was holding steady.

Jim put the aircraft into a left bank, held it there until the needle was pointing directly ahead, and then straightened it out. I looked out again. The water was right there. We couldn't have been more than fifty feet above it.

"Climb," I yelled.  "We're almost in the water."

Jim reached over immediately and pushed the throttles forward. There wasn't much throttle left.  The engines revved higher, and we started to climb again.  The water gradually receded. It was no longer visible, but we all knew it wasn't very far below.

"I' don't know what our airspeed is, but I'm putting out some flap," Jim said.  "Hopefully we're not moving too fast to damage them."

Seeing the confused look on our faces, Jim explained that the flaps would provide us with more wing area, and some extra lift to make up for what we had lost as a result of the ice buildup.  The problem was that if we were moving too fast when he put them out, they might rip right off. He reached down and pulled the flap lever up to the twenty-five degree mark. The aircraft slowed down immediately, and its nose came up.

"Looks like they're going to hold," he said, as he readjusted the elevator trim.

"I can see the water again," I said, as I looked out my window. "We're down to 100 feet. Wait, … we're over rocks now.  We're back over land."

It seemed as if the rocks were only a few feet below us as we skidded by.  Almost immediately the rocks became brilliant lights, and the town of Rankin slid by under the wing.

Jim pushed the throttles fully forward.  There was nothing left now.  If we came down again, there had better be a runway under us. 

Ed was almost on top of Jim, leaning over his seat furiously scraping the side window so Jim could see out.  The Recreation Center went by, then the Anglican Church, and then we were over open tundra again.  At that point Jim yanked hard on the control column, held it back, and put the aircraft into a steep left turn.  We had hardly got into our turn when the 300-foot beacon antenna tower went by my window, looming above us.

"I just realized where we were." Jim said excitedly, as he pushed the control column forward again.  " We were homing on the beacon, and were about to hit its antenna.  It's a good thing I saw the church.  Good work Ed."

We were still in a left turn. The engines were screaming.  Jim held the turn for a few seconds, and then gradually reduced it to a gentle left bank.  He changed the frequency of the VHF radio, and keyed his microphone three times in quick succession.  At that point the runway lights, which were controlled by a radio activated lighting system, came on.  The lights were very bright out Jim's side window. For the first time in what seemed like several hours, I thought we might just get out of this. We went by the end of the runway, Jim coaxing the aircraft through another 180-degree turn back to the field.  He put out another notch of flap, reached down to lower the landing gear, and then stopped. He brought his hand back up.

"I think we'll stall this baby if I put the wheels down," he said.  "Wherever this thing comes down, it's going to do it on its belly."

Jim couldn't see anything out the front windshield, but by now, with Ed's scraping, he had a pretty good view out his side window. I knew that Jim had landed at this airport many times. I was hoping that he knew the airport well enough that the side view would let him know where he was on the approach.

From the right-hand window, I watched the rocks below the approach path glide by.  A few airplanes had hit these rocks over the years. The results had always been deadly.  The hamlet was off to the right, and as we flew along. We were only a few feet above the ground, and its lights flickered on and off as the buildings disappeared and then reappeared from behind the snowdrifts and rocks.

Suddenly … we stopped flying.  The aircraft bucked twice, and its nose sunk rapidly.  The wings had stalled. They wouldn't fly anymore.  There was nothing left to do but hit the ground.

Jim reached over and pulled the throttles all the way back.  He was in the process of turning off the fuel and the ignition when we hit the ground.  All three of our heads hit the fabric roof of the cabin as our upper bodies were thrown forward. We were jerked back immediately by our seat belts.  There was a loud bang. The aircraft bounced, and fell again.  Another bang. Lesser this time as we bounced again. We hit the ground again. This time we didn't bounce. We started sliding. The sound of rock and gravel scraping of the bottom of the aircraft on the rock and gravel was deafening. Through the frosted windows I could see huge sparks shooting out beside and behind us.  The snow was flying by us in great plumes, and we could smell the heat that was being generated by the scraping of metal on rock.

Suddenly … it was quiet … deathly quiet … not a sound.  We had stopped.

And then there was noise. All three of us were talking at the same time. The smell of heat was all around us.

"Let's get out of here fast," Jim said.

"Lets go, let's go, "Ed yelled.

Jim tried his door, but it was either damaged or frozen shut.  The only other door was the passenger door on my side. It was up to me to get it open so we could get out.

I threw open my door. I was desperately trying to get out but couldn't seem to move.  "I can't move," I yelled. 

Ed was pushing against the back of my seat so hard with his legs that I thought I was going to be crushed, seat and all, into the front panel. Jim reached over and hit my seat belt release.  The combination of the belt coming off, and Ed's pushing catapulted me out of the plane onto the right wing.  I jumped off the wing into a two-foot snowdrift. I lay there, totally immobile and watched the other two do the same thing. They landed beside me.

We pulled ourselves up and looked at the snow falling from the dark winter sky. We could hear the quiet. The only sound came from our heavy breathing. The next sounds were grateful sighs, as we all stood against a snowdrift relieving ourselves. It might have been the cold, or the shock reaction to what had happened, or both, but our bodies were shaking, and our teeth were chattering.   We walked over to the aircraft. It was amazing.  It lay there sideways on the threshold of the runway, left wing down. The propellers were bent, and there was a big dent on the front bottom of the fuselage.  There was at least four inches of ice all over the wings. The tail plane resembled an ice-covered crucifix embedded in the snow.  It was truly a wonder that with that much ice it had been able to fly at all.  It was even more of a wonder that we had managed to fly past the rocks to the cleared area in front of the runway before we had hit the ground.

Within moments, out of the blackness, several people and vehicles began arriving from the hamlet.  The ski-doos had led the way, and the track vehicles had followed.  Our aircraft had startled these people when it had flown over the town at less than 100 feet with its engines roaring.  They knew someone was in trouble. Several of them had immediately headed out to the airport, not knowing what they would find when they got there.

After ensuring that everyone was out of the aircraft, they helped the three of us load our suitcases into one of the track vehicles. We were taken directly to the nursing station. The nurse checked us over, and except for stiff necks and frost bitten toes, declared us healthy enough to leave. Ed and I walked over to the hotel to check in. Jim went off with some people from his company to get the aircraft off the runway.

Unbelievably, it was only 4:00 P.M.  It had only been an hour since we had left Coral Harbour.  It felt like we had been flying a lot longer than that.  As we sat in the hotel lounge before dinner, several people told us several times how lucky we had been to come through that landing without getting hurt.  That was true, but what was even luckier was that we had ever got to the runway to even attempt a landing.  None of us had really expected to make it to the airport.  The wheels-up landing was almost anticlimactic.

After dinner Ed and I borrowed a couple of ski-doos from the hotel manager and went out to the Non Directional Beacon site. We soon discovered why we hadn't been able to get its radio signal. The door to the antenna-tuning unit had blown open, and it had filled with snow.  Most of the power that was going to the antenna was being reflected right back down.  It only took us a few minutes to clean the unit out, close the door, and get the beacon working properly again.

By the time we got back to the hotel, Jim was there. He told us that his company had made bookings for us to get back to Churchill on the next morning's scheduled flight. Our gear was sitting in the small terminal building at the airport.

We had a few drinks that night, and Jim didn't buy any of them.  It had been an amazing flight. We knew how fortunate we were to be sitting in front of a roaring fire talking about it. Jim had done an outstanding job of keeping that airplane flying. It was truly 'seat of the pants' flying at its best.

That weekend, back in Churchill, my wife and I had several of our friends over for dinner to help us enjoy the Arctic Char I had brought back.  At one point, after savoring a rather juicy piece of Char, I stood up and held my wine glass high.  As the conversation quieted, I asked everyone to join me in a toast: 

 

"A drink to toast our arctic char.  Its meat is pink and sweet.

A drink to how we got it here, through snow and cloud and sleet.

And here's to Jim and those like him who fly the arctic dome.

Although, sometimes they scare us some, they always get us home."

 

And we all took a drink.

 

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Hot Pursuit

 

Jesse's tires squealed as the car made a ninety-degree turn from the dusty gravel country road, grabbing the black pavement of Crowe County's main highway. He had been going too fast for the turn, but had easily maneuvered the powerful automobile up onto the pavement.  He knew he was a top-notch driver. He also knew he was driving a finely tuned automobile that had been built to be driven fast.

Jesse had celebrated his twenty-eighth birthday the week before. He was starting to feel like an old man. Driving fast helped though.  It made him feel younger.

"God," he thought, "where does the time go? It seemed like just yesterday he was in high school, living at home, and enjoying the good life.  He reached up with his right hand, brushing his long brown hair out of his eyes. He needed to be sharp tonight.

Now that he was on the blacktop, he pressed his right foot a little harder on the gas pedal. The car leapt forward, and the dotted white line transformed into a blurred solid ribbon. He was driving with the car's headlights off, but his night vision was tuned in. He could see the road ahead as well as if his lights had been on. Glancing at the speedometer on the dimmed dashboard, he watched the needle edge past 100 M.P.H. Smiling, he looked to his right. His brother, Brett was in the passenger's seat. He was staring intently at the dark road ahead.

Brett felt Jesse's stare, and turned to him saying, "Let's do it. Let's get it on. I 'm feelin' good."

Jesse laughed. "You're goin' to feel better yet young fella. We'll be flyin' pretty soon."

Brett swiveled his head, looking out the back window. The whites of his wide-open eyes looked like two flashlights in the darkened car.  He swiped at his forehead with the cuff of his sweater, wiping off the beads of sweat that had formed there. "I can still see 'em. They're back a bit, but they're staying with us."

Jesse glanced into the rear view mirror. He caught a glimpse of the red and blue flashing lights of three police cruisers about a half a mile behind them. The cruisers were starting to gain on them now. Sometimes they were in line and sometimes they were two abreast, but they were gaining.

Instinctively, his foot stepped even harder on the gas pedal. His right hand moved to his side, where he felt the familiar cool metal of the Colt 38 Special sitting on the seat beside him. The powerful engine under the hood responded with a deep-throated roar, slinging the car even faster down the thin black strip of pavement into the dark night.

"Yahoo! What a way to make a living!" Jesse shouted enthusiastically.

Brett peered intently through the windshield. It had started to rain. Jesse turned on the wipers. For a moment they were blinded by the grease and mud from the road that had mixed on the windshield with the fresh rain. The windshield washer soon cleared the worst of it and they were better able to see the road again. It was three A.M. on a Saturday morning. There wasn't much traffic on the highway at this hour. That was good, because for what they had to do, they needed the whole highway.

It had been a long night. First the marijuana had been packaged, and then loaded into waterproof bags. Then it had been put into the trunk of the car back at the farmhouse. There had been ten guys at the house tonight. Everybody had a job to do. The car was carrying over five hundred pounds of marijuana. Enough to make a lot of people happy, and a few people rich.

"OK Brett, we're coming up to our little rendezvous point. It's about a mile ahead. Are you ready?"

Brett leaned over into the back seat. He came back up grasping a short-barreled shotgun with a molded wooden stock. He inserted a couple of slug loads, put on his gloves, and turned to Jessie, "The Lord hates a coward big brother. Let's make it happen."

Jesse pressed the pedal all the way to the floor. The engine roared even louder and the car leapt forward as if it had been standing still. They were flying low now, leaving the cruisers in a cloud of wet mist and blue exhaust behind them.

Within thirty seconds they came up on the taillights of a car ahead of them. Jesse slowed only briefly, and then swerved to the left. He applied just enough brake to remain just slightly behind and to the left of the car. In a flash, Brett pointed the shotgun out his open side window, and fired at the left rear tire of the car.

The car's rear tire blew into a thousand pieces. Jesse applied more brake, and pulled back behind the crippled car. He saw its brake lights come on as it careened to the left, hitting the guardrail beside the highway. It then bounced back to the right, and slid sideways, coming to a stop on the right shoulder of the road.

Before the out-of-control car had even come to a full stop, Jesse and Brett had pulled up beside and just behind it. They were instantly out of their car, crouched behind their doors with pistols pointed at the passenger compartment of the crippled vehicle.

"THIS IS THE POLICE!" Brett shouted. "NOBODY MOVE! KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!"

At that point, three cruisers with their sirens wailing, and lights flashing in the rain, roared up. They skidded to a halt beside, and in front of the stricken vehicle. Two bulletproof vested police officers jumped out of each cruiser and surrounded the car. Their arms were raised, holding guns aimed at the passenger compartment.

A bullhorn screamed at the car, telling the passengers to get out of their vehicle with their hands up. Two very surprised people slowly emerged with their hands in the air. The policemen quickly moved in, cuffed them, and moved them off. They both looked somewhat confused. They had no idea what had happened to them, and how quickly it had all happened.

"Good job boys. That was a great piece of driving Jesse, and a great moving shot Brett." The sergeant walked over to where Brett was putting the shotgun into the back seat of the car. Enthusiastically, he clapped him on the back. "Looks like you boys have justified us buying this hot machine. These guys never knew what hit 'em. They had no idea we were tailing them, and still don't know where you came from. I love it when a plan comes together."

Jesse looked back at the car they had been chasing. A couple of uniformed officers were removing several bags of pot from its trunk. The police had been secretly watching the little house in the woods for over a month. They felt that they had all the evidence they needed to prove that it was a thriving drug production and distribution operation. Every night during the stakeout, several people had been videotaped coming and going from the house. The Chief had decided earlier that day that it had gone on long enough. It was time to close the operation down. Jesse and Brett, along with six other undercover officers, had watched the drug smugglers load up the car and leave. They had used their night binoculars. Jesse moved out a short ways behind them and picked up the tail on Crowe County Highway. The rest of the stakeout team raided the house, and the black and whites got into position well back of the tail car.

"Another one for the good guys," Jesse smiled proudly at Brett as they got back into the car. "Let's go get a cup of java."

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A Bucketful of Noise

 

It was as though a giant crevasse in the sky had split open, creating an avalanche of fast-moving ice and snow. A screaming wind came at us with a fury. It sandblasted the snow into tiny fragments and flung them at us in whirling swirls, blocking our nostrils and taking our breath away. I opened my eyes as best I could, and looked over at Pete. His eyes were closed too, forced that way by the snow-caked ridges that had built up around them. Like myself, he was in a crouch with his arms outstretched clutching the rear bumper of the moving car.   

This wasn't nearly as much fun as it was supposed to have been. As we slid along behind, I thought of how perfect a plan it had seemed to be when my buddies and I had devised it in the warmth and comfort of my basement bedroom the day before.

I was just a gangly kid growing up on the south shore of Montreal when this story took place. Like most sixteen-year old boys, I was constantly in trouble with my parents. At the time, I couldn't figure out why they were always so upset with me. Looking back now, I think I understand.

"You're imaginin' things," Carl said dryly. "If you don't want to hit Old Man Simon's place anymore, where are we goin' to get our gas?"

Carl was, without question, my best friend and confidante. We had known each other the longest, and trusted each other the most. Like me, he was a couple of inches short of six feet, but because he was so thin, he looked taller. His long brown hair fell onto his forehead, and he was always swiping at it to move it out of his eyes.  Sometimes we called him 'Sleepy' because of his large dark-rimmed glasses that made his eyes appear to be closed most of the time. He didn't like being called that, which made teasing him even better. My mother really liked Carl. She figured that our friendship was probably the best thing that had ever happened to me. She obviously didn't know him like I did.

Pete just shook his head. "Look man, I haven't got all the answers. All I know is that Mr. Simons was over at our place last night to see my dad. He was complaining about his poor gas mileage. He kept looking over, staring right at me."

Pete was a short and wiry with jet-black hair and deep-set eyes. He was born in England, but his family had moved to Canada a few years ago, and he had come to our school. He fit right in with us. Before long he was one of our small 'band of brothers'.

"He's right Carl," I agreed. "He gave me a funny look the other day too. I think he's onto us. Maybe we can find somebody else."

"No way," Jim argued, "You guys all know that the Simons' place is the only one around here that's dark enough for our purposes. We've looked all over the place. The streetlights are too bright everywhere else."

Jim was physically the biggest of all of us. He seemed to possess a superior knowledge of just about everything. He thought so anyway. He did have a lot of ideas, though, and was often able to spark our imaginations enough to convince us to join him in carrying them out.

"So what are we goin' to do then?" repeated Carl. "We sure can't afford to buy gas."

That stopped us cold. Carl's comment had really hit home. There was nothing more to say. We were faced with the first crisis of our young criminal lives. For the last several months, in the wee hours of each Saturday morning, we had taken turns commandeering our father's cars to go joyriding. Getting the cars had been easy. As it turned out, getting gas for the cars had been even easier. Poor Mr. Simons. He must have been pulling out the few remaining hairs he had in his head trying to figure out where all his gas was going. Once a week for over three months, we had quietly snuck up his darkened driveway and siphoned off a two and one-half gallon bucketful of gas from his car. It looked like this was over now, and maybe the end of our good times.

The quiet of the room was amplified by the gloomy looks we cast at each other. Jim was rubbing his chin and staring at the ceiling. Suddenly his face broke into a smile.

"I've got it," he exclaimed, jumping up from the bed. "Man, I just had an inspiration. I know how we can get some gas, and have some fun at the same time."

We were 'all ears', as we sat there waiting for Jim to explain his plan. He had been teaching us how to drive on our Saturday morning excursions. He was the one who had come up with the idea of liberating our father's cars. He had also come up with the idea of hitting Old Man Simons for the gas. It was only fitting that he should come up with the answer to our problem.

"Listen," he went on, "you know that new housing development up past the bowling alley? There's quite a few people living up there now, and guess what? They haven't put any streetlights in yet. What if we were to drive through there, real slow like…?"

A noise at the top of the stairs interrupted him. My mother was on her way down with a tray of soft drinks for us. The room was dead quiet as she opened the door and came into my room. She wanted to stay and talk for a while, but after we thanked her for the third time, she got the idea and went back upstairs. Jim continued, telling us the rest of his plan. When he finished, we all got our chance to 'put our two cents in'. Soon we had devised what we thought to be a foolproof scheme. We spent the rest of the afternoon there, sitting around, joking, and planning our forthcoming adventure. Before I knew it, Mom was calling me for supper.

After supper, we all met at 'Gaston's', a small restaurant where we spent most of our free time hanging around. We drank soft drinks, and amused ourselves playing the pinball machines for a while. We were so keyed up, however, our everyday pastimes seemed rather dull to us that evening. It started snowing as we were walking home around nine o'clock. That was good, as it would only make our little adventure later that night even better.

What a wonderful dream I was having. The broiling sun had forced me to strip down to my shorts. I was standing in the shade of a giant palm tree on a sandy beach of a tropical island. I closed my eyes for a moment. When I opened them I realized that I'd been surrounded by a bevy of beautiful island maidens wearing nothing more than flimsy grass skirts around their slim waists. One of the girls, swaying gracefully to the faint beat of a drum, stepped into the circle, her toes curling into the hot, white sand. She moved towards me, and leaned forward, her arms extended. She put one caressing hand onto my bare shoulder. I was quivering in anticipation. She looked me in the eye, smiled, bent over in front of me to pick up a handful of soft sand, and proceeded to throw snow in my face.

I woke up immediately. As I opened my eyes, I saw Carl's grinning face framed in the open basement window above me, and the major portion of a large snowdrift covering my pillow.

"Come on," he whispered. "It's three o'clock. Don't forget the bucket."

I was still half-asleep as I got dressed, and managed to put my pants on backwards the first time I tried. Carl kept bugging me about the bucket. I made my way groggily out of my room and across the basement to get it. I groped my way through the dark until I had reached the furnace. There, I moved my sister's bicycle slightly so I could get around it. At that point, the bicycle stand collapsed, sending both the bicycle and myself crashing into the side of the furnace. Loud reverberations of clashing metal were echoed throughout the house. My heart stopped beating. I lay there, frozen to the spot, not daring to move until I knew if I had disturbed anyone upstairs.

"What's going on down there?"

"Nothing dad, just going to the bathroom." Why hadn't I got the bucket earlier?

Carefully, I moved in behind the furnace, feeling around in the dark to try and find the bucket. That's when I remembered. The plastic bucket was upstairs. Mom had been using it that afternoon to wash floors. The only bucket behind the furnace was the large metal one. By this time Carl had lost all patience. He had climbed in the window to see what was keeping me. When I told him about the bucket, and how my dad was awake upstairs, a look of exasperation came over his face.

"It's you that we should call 'Sleepy'," he whispered disgustingly.

"I guess we'll just have to use the metal one," I mumbled apologetically.

Jim had his father's car this week. He and Pete were waiting for us around the corner. When Carl and I got in, he checked that we had everything, and then drove off.

Quite a bit of snow had fallen since nine o'clock and the roads were very slippery. Jim was careful though, and before long we were at our objective. The first thing we did was drive slowly through the development. We had to make sure that it was as dark as we had hoped it would be, and that everyone was sleeping. When both of these were confirmed, Pete and I got out, assumed our positions behind the car. Jim started driving.

I could hardly see Pete, even though he was only a few feet away from me. Sliding along behind the car was supposed to be the fun part of the plan, but it wasn't. Maybe Pete and I shouldn't have been so quick to volunteer for this role. We were freezing our butts off. Jim and Carl were nice and warm inside the car.

The plan was for Jim to drive very slowly down the dark streets of the new development. Carl, sitting on the passenger's side with the door partially open, would hold the bucket and hose. They would keep their eyes peeled for a likely prospect. When they found one Jim would slow right down. Carl's job was to then quietly place the bucket and hose on the road directly in front of he driveway that contained our victim's car. At the same time Pete and I were to let go of the rear bumper and pick up the bucket and hose. While we were siphoning the gas, they would drive around the block, and come back to pick us up. Hopefully, we would be finished when they got back, and we could leave as quickly and quietly as we had come.

We had been moving for about five minutes and were halfway down a second street. Pete and I were having a difficult time holding on. The snow was so deep it was up over the top of my boots. It was shooting up my pant legs making my legs numb from the knees down. Jim was driving faster than he was supposed to, and our legs kept flying out behind us. We were being dragged, not towed. Suddenly we were thrown up against the back of the car as Jim applied full brakes and slid to a stop.

Thinking back now, it must have been the sudden stop that began the calamitous chain of events that followed. When the car slowed, if you remember, Carl was supposed to lean out his door and gently place the bucket and hose on the road where we would pick them up. What happened was that when Jim slammed on the brakes, Carl panicked, threw open the door and heaved the bucket and hose out, screaming at Jim to get the car moving again. The metal bucket soared through the air, landed on top of our victim's car, and rolled noisily to the driveway. What an ungodly noise it made on that lonely street in the black of night. Bedroom lights began coming on around us, dogs started barking, and silhouettes of sleepy people came to their bedroom windows, peering out to see what the racket was.

What they saw was two figures in the middle of their street, covered in snow, carrying a bucket and hose in their hands.

Needless to say, we didn't get our gas that night. I dropped the bucket where I stood, and ran for all I was worth. Pete was right beside me. Running wasn't easy with our frozen legs, but we finally managed to reach the car. We piled into the back seat. Jim tried to get out of there as fast as he could, but the more gas he gave the car, the more he spun the wheels.

Finally he got it moving, and we escaped onto the main road. Nobody said anything for the first few minutes, but pretty soon we were all talking at once, blaming each other for screwing up. Then Carl started laughing. He was trying to describe the calamity on the road behind them as they had driven away after heaving the bucket out, but was laughing so hard he was having trouble talking. Pete and I couldn't see the humor in it at first, but the more we warmed up, the funnier it got. Before long we were all laughing so hard we were crying.

We headed over to our favorite all-night restaurant for coffee. By the time we got there all was forgiven. We'd have to either refine our plan or come up with a better one for next week.

It was four thirty when I climbed back through the basement window into my bedroom. My clothes were sopping wet, and I was chilled to the bone. I quickly changed into my pajamas, got into my warm bed, and pulled the covers up over my head. Slowly I felt my body begin to warm up. As it did I started getting drowsy. Soon I began to hear the faint beat of a drum, and once again, my Island Maiden danced before me.

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The Chicken Express

 

When polar bears share your back yard, and beluga whales cavort in the river just beyond, how far do you think you would go to get up close and dirty to a chicken? You might be surprised; especially if it's a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

            The year was 1975, and my family and I were living in Churchill, Manitoba. I was one of several men whose jobs had brought us to this historic outpost. We were all there on two-year temporary postings working for the Canadian government at the airport. Life in Churchill was very different from anything any of us had ever experienced in the south, and we did whatever we could to make the best of our stay in this northern tundra town.

            Churchill sits at the end of the rail line on the west coast of Hudson Bay just north of the 58th parallel. Like most other small towns, Churchill had a variety of stores. There was a barbershop, a couple of hotels, a Legion, and even a lawyer's office. There was, however, one store that was definitely missing. There was no Kentucky Fried Chicken store, and because the nearest place a person could obtain the Colonel's secretly spiced delicacy was five hundred miles away by train, it loomed larger than life in many people's minds. 

            This story is about my friend Larry.  There are other players, but without him there wouldn't really be a story. Larry arrived in Churchill shortly after I did, and when he did, he brought his small airplane with him so he could get out and explore the area. I loved to fly too, and over the next two years we made many trips together, exploring the small inlets and coves up the coast of Hudson Bay. In those days he sported a large handlebar moustache, and when we went flying, he always wore a white silk scarf under a brown leather-flying jacket. I used to call him the 'The Red Baron'. 

            Occasionally we would fly south to Thompson to hone our cross-country and map reading skills.  It was after returning home on a Friday evening in May from one of our Thompson trips that the idea of the 'Chicken Express' was first considered. 

            Larry and his wife Lynn were having a few people over that night. Lynn had asked him to bring back some Kentucky Fried Chicken, and we had brought home three buckets. As it turned out, she could have served T-Bone steaks with all the trimmings that evening and it wouldn’t have gone over nearly as well as the chicken did. Twelve of us made short work of it, and as advertised, it was 'Finger Licking Good'.

"Let me know the next time you're going to Thompson," Ian said to Larry.  "You can pick me up a bucket or two." Ian and Linda had come to Churchill several months after Larry and I had arrived.  He was our supervisor, but he was also a good friend.

            "Hey, if you're bringing back chicken, we'd like some too," Bill chimed in.  Katy and I love the stuff." Bill was the Station Manager for the regional airline that served Churchill. He was a good guy to know, and fit right in with our group.

            "Whoa people!"  Larry held his hands up in the air.  I'm happy to give you my time, but airplane fuel costs money.  If you want to pay for my gas … "

            Everyone immediately started throwing cash onto the table. Larry had his first order. Twenty buckets for the following Friday night. 

            The 'Chicken Express' was born. 

            It was supposed to be for friends only, but pretty soon word got out, and Larry started getting requests from people in town he didn't even know.  For the next few months he tried to accommodate a growing list of customers, and soon realized he had stumbled onto a gold mine.  People would pay whatever he asked for the stuff, and he couldn't make enough trips to meet the demand. The money was pouring in, and at one point he even considered quitting his job and buying a bigger and better airplane.

            Like most things, however, it was too good to be true, and it wasn't long before it all started to fall apart. Because the townspeople thought he was running a full-fledged K.F.C. delivery service, they treated it accordingly. They didn't realize that Larry had a full time job at the airport, and if, for whatever reason the plane didn't go, or go often enough, they would telephone his home complaining about the poor service.  By the end of July it was totally out of hand and, under serious pressure from Lynn, he had to end his little business enterprise. 

            The 'Chicken Express' was dead, or so it seemed. "So much for budding entrepreneurship."

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            The planning for the big fishing trip started at work one day in August as we were enjoying our morning coffee in the Air Terminal Building Coffee Shop.

            "Ok Boys," Ian said. " We've been talking about this for months. When are we going to go? My neighbor has been telling me about this great place called Armstrong Lake about seventy-five miles north of Thompson. He says the pickerel are so plentiful, they jump right into your frying pans."

            "So how do we get there?" Tom asked. "Is it a fly-in lake?" Tom was our gentleman farmer from southern Manitoba, who with his black-rimmed glasses, his stylishly long hair, waxed moustache, and groomed goatee, looked like a villain from an old movie.  He was one of us though, and we thought he looked just fine.

"Nope," Ian said.  "It's on the rail line between here and Thompson. We get there by train. They'll stop the train, let us off, and then pick us up again whenever we flag them down."

            That was all we needed. Everyone added their two cents, and the trip was on. 

            Over the next few days, each of us made arrangements to be off work on the Labour Day long-weekend. Everyone was successful except for Larry, who had to work on the Sunday. He was disappointed, but he made the best of it, and helped us in our preparations.

Each of us was given one job to do, over and above getting our own gear together.  Bill's was to purchase enough beer to last four people four days.  Mine was to organize the food for everybody. Ian and Tom shared the responsibility of arranging the rail transportation for four men and two boats. When everything was done, we would split the costs evenly. It didn't take too long for everything to fall into place, and by the last week of August we were ready to go, and looking forward to the trip. 

            We were back having coffee on the Monday before we were to go when Larry said jokingly, "Hey boys, I know I have to work Sunday, but I'll be flying down to Thompson on Saturday. Maybe I'll drop you in some drumsticks on the way home." 

            "That's a great idea," Ian said.  "Can you do it?"

Ian's quick response caught Larry by surprise. "I guess I could," he responded, more serious now.  "With a little luck, I could probably airdrop some drumsticks right into your campsite.  Tom, can you get me a parachute?"

"No problem," Tom said,  "I'll get one from the Upper Air Station even if I have to steal it."

            The Upper Air Station was a building on the airport where Meteorologists regularly sent balloons into the upper atmosphere to measure wind currents.  Attached to the balloon was a recoverable payload to which a small parachute was attached.  We never did learn how Tom managed to get the parachute, but he got one, and, with copious amounts of masking tape, rigged it up to a box big enough to hold two buckets of K.F.C.  When he gave it to Larry on Wednesday afternoon, it was all folded very neatly. He also gave him a bright orange garbage bag, and some twine.  All Larry had to do was put the chicken in the box, the box in the bag, keeping the parachute outside of it, tie up the bag, and throw the package out of the plane at the right moment.

            "Are you going to be able to fly the airplane and jettison that thing by yourself?" I asked Larry. 

"No problem, I'll take the passenger door off for the flight home."

            The four of us met at the railway station on Thursday morning, loaded our gear and supplies, and found some seats in the coach. Bill decided to stay back in the baggage car with our gear, and the baggage car conductor. We knew they'd be sharing a few beers, and it wasn't long before we were all back there, playing cards, sipping beer, and having a great time. It was a ten hour ride to the drop off point, and it was early evening by the time we got there. We were down a couple of cases of beer by then, but the conductor was happy.

            As promised, the fishing was great.  Armstrong Lake turned out to be everything we had hoped for.  Since the only access to the lake was by floatplane or train, few people had ever fished there. The pickerel did almost jump right out of the water into our frying pans, and for the next three days each of us caught our limit.

            There may be nothing better than fresh pickerel fillets cooked in butter in a blackened frying pan over a campfire, especially when complimented by buttered, fire-baked potatoes, hot green peas, French bread, and lots of beer. A few good stories were told around the campfire on Friday evening, and some better lies.  It was around midnight, before each of us found our way into our tents to rejuvenate ourselves for the next morning's fishing action, and maybe, if it worked out, a chicken dinner.

            Larry arrived over our campsite at three o'clock on Saturday afternoon. He circled once and then began a low, slow pass over the camp on the drop run. Directly above us we saw him push the bag out. It almost made it, but just as it was clearing the wing, the parachute caught on the wing strut of the little Cessna.  Both the parachute and its payload, fluttered violently in the propeller's slipstream for a few seconds before it tore itself away, cannonballing uncontrollably in a rapid descent towards the ground. 

            From our campsite, the four of us watched the bright orange package careen off target to the north of us, and we immediately headed off in that direction.  We made our way to where we thought it should be, and began looking for it.

            Looking up, I couldn't see the sky at all.  It was completely blocked out by the full-leafed branches of the tall poplar trees surrounding us. Somewhere above us, I could hear the drone of the little Cessna's engine as it passed overhead.  Larry was making low passes, crisscrossing the sky above us. From the sound of his engine, it seemed like his first pass was from north to south, and his next from south to north.  When he finished these, he did the same thing from east to west, and then west to east.

"It's pretty thick in here," Ian said to no one in particular.  "There's no way it could have made it to the ground through these branches."

            "What 's Larry doing?"  Tom asked.  "That's the fourth time he's flown right over this spot."

"I'm not sure," I responded, but knowing Larry, he's probably trying to tell us something.  Can you see anything up there?"

"The last thing I saw was a flash of orange streaming down somewhere in this direction."  Bill spoke up. "What a bunch of clowns we are.  I thought this was supposed to be simple." 

"Here he comes again," Ian said.  "Wait, I don't think he's above us. He's off to our left."

The four us moved to our left, coming into a bit of a clearing.  As we got there, we saw the small airplane come over. When it was directly above us, it began to wag its wings, and then flew on in the same direction.

"You're right," Bill said. "Larry's definitely trying to tell us something, and I think I know what it is."

Larry flew over us again in the opposite direction.  When he was almost above us again, he wagged his wings. We all waved back.

            "OK gents, I think I know where it is.  It's in the branches of this tree right here," Bill said, pointing to a tall, leafy poplar about ten yards to his right.  " Let's get our hatchets to work, and we'll see if I'm right."

            As we were about to discover, Larry's center point for these passes had been the orange bag that was caught up in the top branches of a tall poplar tree.  He knew we would never see it from the ground, and all he could hope for was that by crisscrossing over it, someone would figure out what he was doing.

Larry circled above us, saw we were in the right spot, wagged his wings once more, and set the aircraft on a north-east heading for the two and one half hour flight back to Churchill.

"Timber" Bill called out.  "Keep an eye out for the bag."

The big tree started falling towards the clearing, but several other trees caught hold of it and moved it the other way.  As the trunk separated where we had chopped it, it rose into the air and shook itself several times, dropping bark and twigs all around us. Finally it came to rest, cradled in the branches of the other trees surrounding it.

"I saw it," Tom called out!  " It's in the branches.  We've got the right tree, but how do we get it down?"

"I know exactly how we get it down," Bill said.  "Hatchets ready boys.  We drop trees till it's down, even if we have to clear half the damn forest. We won't be leaving this little treasure for the ravens."  

We worked harder that day than we had in years; maybe ever; but it paid off.  It took us two hours, and we had to cut down eleven trees before the Colonel's delectable delight was finally low enough for us to hook with a long stick and pull down. 

Dinner that evening was delicious. As it turned out, Kentucky Fried Chicken and beer is just as good as pickerel fillets and beer, when complimented by buttered fire-baked potatoes, hot green peas, and French bread. Later, as we sat around the campfire finishing up the last of the beer, we raised our bottles to Larry, and then to the 'Chicken Express'.  It was alive and well, and this time it had provided a delivery service 'extraordinaire'.

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High Anxiety

 

John did many things well in this world.  People who knew him acknowledged that he was a good student, and a hard worker. He was also a good son to his widowed mother. He always spent as much time as he could with her when not working or at school.

Some things, however, he didn't do nearly as well. One of them was that he could not drink more than one beer. When he did, his stomach would produce inordinate amounts of gas creating unbearable cramps.  Another was how he dealt with his shyness around women. With the exception of his mother, John had never been comfortable around women. He was even worse with girls of his own age. At twenty, John had never been intimate with a girl. He had never even taken a girl on a date. He was so shy that whenever he was around girls, he would have an anxiety attack. When this happened, he would become stone-faced, unable to speak.

He had learned how to control his stomach problem. He just never drank more than one beer. His problem with women, however, was the ruin of him. He had been acquainted with many girls during his teen years. Several of them had obviously been attracted to him. Unfortunately, his shyness was usually seen as aloofness or being stuck up, and had driven them away. He had been working at it, though. Over the last few months he had spent many hours in conversation with himself about what he might do to overcome this problem. This self-analysis seemed to be helping. He was doing a little better lately. As long as he limited his conversations to matters of work or school, he was now able to talk freely with several of the girls he associated with.

Twice a week for the last three months he had been attending an evening course in Mediaeval Literature at City College. One of his classmates was a girl named Mary Beth Lovely. In John's eyes she truly lived up to her name. She had entranced him since their first class when she had sat two rows in front of him in the lecture hall. He had been unable to approach her though, and had done nothing to indicate his feelings.  

"What's it going to take?" John thought. "How will I ever get up the courage to ask the most beautiful woman I have ever laid my eyes on if she'll go out with me?"

During study sessions and on breaks, there had been occasions for them to talk. They had actually spoken to each other a few times.

"Spoken to each other, yes but always about long dead authors, or other course issues. That didn't really count," he reasoned.

They both lived in small rural towns on the rail line to the east of the city where they worked. On Mondays and Wednesdays, both would remain in town after work to attend classes. One evening after class they happened to run into each other. They were on their way home, and found themselves sitting in the same coach.

Mary Beth approached John. "Hi John. What are you doing on this train?"

"H … Hello, Mary Beth, I … I didn't noticed you," he lied. Actually he had seen her several times before, but had always been afraid to approach her. "I … I always take this train."

She smiled, and sat down beside him.  "Do you mind if I join you?" 

That was the start of it. Since then they had traveled together on their way home. Mary Beth was always very friendly. She tried many times to engage him in conversation, but John just couldn't relax. Unless they were talking about Geoffrey Chaucer or some other bearded bard from centuries past, he usually sat there quietly.

He had tried several times to ask her if she would go out with him, but just couldn't say the words. She seemed to understand what was happening. Each time he tried she would smile, her sparkling blue eyes silently urging him to take the plunge. He just couldn't do it. No matter how hard he tried, the only thing he could manage to get out was some reference to Augustine of Hippo or some other ridiculous reference to medieval times. More than once John had sensed her disappointment in him. The conversation would cool, and they would sit there quietly until it was time for her to get off. When she did, he would sit alone, waiting for his stop, commiserating his predicament, and vowing to do better the next time.

One Wednesday night near the end of the spring semester, they were sitting quietly beside each other on the train. John was staring intently out the window at the dark countryside.  He turned away from the window to face her. "Are you ready for the final this Saturday afternoon?"

"I think so," she responded. "How about you?"

"I guess so. Do you suppose we could go have a drink after we're finished … to discuss the exam, I mean?" John asked.

Mary Beth smiled at John. " Is this a date?" she asked. Her eyes were shimmering pools of blue and gold.

John hadn't even realized what he'd done. "I … I guess it is," he stammered, "and may … maybe after that we can have dinner together before we leave the city?"

"I'd love to John. What a wonderful surprise! I'm looking forward to it already." She touched her hand to his for just a moment.

Her touch was like an electric shock. His hand tingled. It was wonderful. How had that happened? He was thinking about the exam and it had just slipped out. He had a smile on his face for the rest of the trip that evening. Although they didn't talk much, each time John glanced her way she returned the glance with smiling eyes. As she left the train at her stop they looked longingly at each other. Something had changed, and they both knew it.

John was beside himself with happiness. Although he hadn't planned for it to happen, it had. It hadn't even been that hard. All he had to do now was get through the next three days without constantly thinking of her. He would have to put some time into his studies if he wanted to do well on the exam. Maybe he would re-read "The Canterbury Tales". It would take on a whole new meaning now.

He was already sitting in the examination room on Saturday afternoon when Mary Beth came in. She waved to him as she found a seat across the room. He breezed through the exam. When he finished he waited in the hallway for her. She saw him standing there when she came out a few minutes later, and ran right up to him.

"Let's get out of here," she said. She gave him a hug, grabbed his hand, and headed down the hallway. "I'm dying for a beer. Where shall we go?"

Surprised, and a little embarrassed at her openness, he held on to her hand as they quickly walked away. "I … I know a nice little English Pub not far from here," he said. "It's quiet, and we can go over the exam there without being disturbed."

"Sounds great, John." She was almost pulling him along.

When they arrived at the pub, they found a booth in the back. John ordered two pints of draught beer. Mary Beth was excited at how easy she had found the exam, and was effervescing as she talked about her answers. John picked up on her excitement. Before either of them realized it, their pints were empty.

"Let's have another," Mary Beth said. " I feel like celebrating."

John got the waiter's attention, and soon there were two more pints sitting in front of them. They had moved closer together on the bench seat in order to compare answers. As they raised their glasses in yet another toast, John realized that the outside of his right thigh was firmly pressed against Mary Beth' s left one. In their excited discussion, he hadn't noticed this earlier. Now that he did, he could feel the heat of her leg pressing against his. He didn't know what to do. He wanted to leave it there, but now that he was aware of it he didn't know how he could.

Mary Beth looked up at him. "You're very nice John. I think I'm going to like getting to know you better." 

She moved even closer to him. Reaching over with both her hands, she cupped his right hand on the table. Their heads were very close together now. They looked directly at each other. She leaned her head towards his and kissed him briefly on the lips.

Without even thinking about it, he moved his left hand onto hers. "I ... I'm not very good at these things Mary Beth, but I really like you a lot already." John pulled his left hand back. His senses were reeling. He was not sure what to do next. "Wh … where would you like to go for dinner?"

At that point a wave of cramps hit him. It almost doubled him in two. He grimaced at the pain in his stomach. "Excuse me," he groaned, turning away from her. "I'm going to have to make a trip to the Men's Room."

"Are you all right?" Mary Beth asked. She looked concerned.

"I'm fine," John replied.  "I'll be right back."

It was all he could do to control himself as he made his way to the washroom. As the door closed behind him, he groaned and bent over. As he did, he let out great roaring fart. A man standing at the urinal gave him a disgusting look, zipped up, and left the washroom as quickly as he could. In other circumstances John might have been embarrassed, but at this point he didn't care. With that flagrant fart, his gut had stopped cramping. He was already starting to feel better.  He quickly used the urinal, and then took the opportunity to wash up and comb his hair before going back to their table.

When he got back to their booth, Mary Beth beckoned him to move in beside her again. As he did, she turned to him and said, "I've been thinking, John. This is such a nice spot. It's quiet, and we're very comfortable. Why don't we eat right here?"

"I'd like that," John said. He looked up and signaled the waiter to bring them a menu. "I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, because I am too." He looked at his half empty second pint, thinking that he wouldn't be drinking any more of those tonight.

When the menu came, they ordered fish and chips. They continued talking while they waited for their dinner to arrive. John was amazed to find that he was feeling very comfortable with Mary Beth.  They talked all through dinner about their work, and what they did. By the time they had finished, they had progressed to their families, their backgrounds, and their dreams. Time seemed to stand still. John was just finishing his second cup of coffee when the waiter came by. He placed the bill on the table in front of them. John picked it up.

"Excuse me, I think I'll go powder my nose," Mary Beth had a twinkle in her voice as she left for the Ladies Room. "I'll meet you by the front door."

John paid the waiter. He was standing beside their booth getting ready to leave when the next wave of pain hit him. This time he was unable to control himself. As he bent over to try to ease the cramping in his stomach, he let go another loud and prolonged fart. Looking up, several people nearby were staring at him. The waiter had a look of horror on his face.

In the distance he saw Mary Beth coming out of the washroom. "Excuse me, he gasped, as he moved towards the entrance.

"At least I feel better," he thought. The fart had accomplished that anyway. 

As he walked towards the door, he quickly realized that he had received a most unwelcome surprise with that last uncontrollable exhaust of gastric gas. He could feel the presence of something hot and runny in his shorts. His anxiety level instantly went to the top of the scale.

"My God," he thought, "What am I going to do now?  What a catastrophe!" John turned, heading immediately back to the Men's Room. He passed Mary Beth along the way. 

"I'll be right with you," he said, as he hurried by with a look of panic on his face.

When he got to the washroom, he went into a cubicle. He did the best he could with toilet paper and water from the toilet bowl to clean up. It wasn't enough though. Both his boxer shorts and his pants were stained quite badly. He removed the shorts and flushed them down the toilet. Using fresh water from the bowl, he did his best to remove the stain on his khaki pants. When he was satisfied that he had done everything he could, he put the wet pants back on, and made his way back to the front door.

"There you are John. What happened?" she asked, noticing the wet spot on his pants.

"Oh, it's just a splash from the sink," he replied. " It'll dry off pretty soon. Let's get out of here."

As they walked out of the restaurant hand in hand, John could feel the wetness of his pants. He was sure that he could detect an unpleasant odor coming from them.

"Is anything wrong?" Mary Beth asked. She could see the disturbed look on John's face.

"No, no, nothing at all." John tried to smile.

They were making their way towards the train station when they passed by a clothing store.

"Look! We're at The Gap," John exclaimed. "Can we stop for a minute? There's a sweater here that I've been wanting to buy?"

"Sure. I'd like to look around too," Mary Beth replied.

They went into the store. Fortunately, the men's fashions were on the right and the women's were on the left, so they each went their own way. John grabbed the first sweater he saw off the rack, and hurried back to the khakis' section. After selecting a pair that most closely resembled the pants he was wearing, he brought both items to the register. He looked across the store at Mary Beth to make sure that she couldn't see him buying the pants. She was busy looking at clothes.

"Where's the change room?" he asked the girl at the register.

"I'm sorry, Sir, the change rooms are being renovated, and they're not available."

"OK, Just the pants," he said quietly to the girl at the register. "Forget the sweater."

"What?" the girl asked.

"Just the pants," he whispered, his eyes still trained on Mary Beth. "I don't want the sweater."

"Oh … okay," the salesgirl replied. She took his credit card and processed it. After he had signed it, she handed him his purchase in a brightly colored bag.

"Thanks," he said. He walked over to Mary Beth, who was also carrying a small bag with something she had bought.

"I see you got your sweater," Mary Beth said.

"Yep!  How are you doing? Are you ready to leave?" All John wanted to do was get onto the train as fast as he could so he could change his pants.

"Sure. Let's go."

They arrived at the station just in time to catch the next train. They bought their tickets, boarded, and found two seats together in the middle of the second coach.

"Would you excuse me for a moment?" John asked before he sat down. "I'll be right back."  With that he made his way to the washroom in the back of the coach.

The train departed just as he got to the washroom. John entered the small cubicle, and quickly ripped off his pants, rolled them into a ball, opened the window, and heaved them out.

"I might just have pulled this off," John congratulated himself as he stood there naked from the waist down cleaning himself off properly. When he finished, he reached for the brightly colored bag and opened it. What he saw next brought on the highest anxiety attack he had ever had. Inside the bag was … just the sweater.

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Epilogue

Many years later, John sat and watched his still very beautiful wife Mary Beth reading quietly in front of the fireplace. He couldn't help but marvel at how fortunate he was to be married to her. He was still just as madly in love with her as he had been all those years ago. What she had ever seen in that shy, uptight, young man who couldn't control his bodily functions, he would never know.

Perhaps there really is such a thing as women's intuition. Why else would Mary Beth have come to the train's washroom door a few minutes after his sorrowful discovery? She told him that she had a pair of extra large sweat pants with her that she'd purchased at The Gap. If he thought his anxiety levels had peaked already, he was wrong. They went right through the roof with what happened next. The only way he was going to get those sweats, she insisted quietly, was if he would let her in to the cubicle with him to make sure they fit.

By the time they came out of the train's washroom that day, John had calmed down considerably. They knew a lot more about each other than John had ever dreamed they would, and they both had very satisfied smiles on their faces.

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'Gotcha'

It was six AM, and already a cold northern wind had picked up. Freshly fallen snow blew across the farmyard. It was November in southeastern Saskatchewan. As I walked towards the barn, I had to step carefully around the icy puddles and frozen ruts of yesterday's wet mud.

"How quickly it changes," I thought. "Yesterday it was fall. Today it's winter."

I hesitated for just a moment as I walked around the corner of the barn. I saw the mule standing there, and placed a shell into the barrel of my rifle.

"One shot," I said to myself, "and make it good. You only brought one bullet."

I approached the mangy old mule, stopping about fifteen feet away from her. Raising my rifle, I took dead aim at a spot just above and between her eyes. The mule brayed once, staring back at me. Her eyes were wide and sorrowful. It was as if she knew what was about to happen. Her suffering would soon be over.

I thought about what was going on, and chuckled to myself. I was about to 'get' Bill with another practical joke. I was thirty-eight years old, fourteen years older than my brother Bill. Like most other younger brothers do, he had always looked up to me. Because he never seemed to expect it, I had 'got' him many times in the past.

I lived a pretty structured and disciplined life working for the Government at the Saskatoon airport. Bill was much more a free spirit. He worked for a video production company in town making commercials and documentaries. My hair was relatively short when I compared it to the long blond locks that fell to Bill's shoulders. We were very different personalities, but both of us enjoyed each other's company, and respected each other's lifestyles. Actually we were pretty good friends as well as brothers.

It had been a long night. Bill and I had left Saskatoon a little before midnight, and had driven through the night. We had arrived at my friend John's farm only a few moments earlier. John had been my next-door neighbor for many years in Saskatoon. He and his wife Mary had retired a few years ago, purchasing this small farm in the southeastern corner of Saskatchewan. Since that time, I had come down here every November to enjoy a visit with them, and to shoot my annual deer. In this part of the country whitetail deer were plentiful. Better yet, they liked to graze on John's fields in the early morning.

The first thing I always did when I got there was to stop and have coffee with John and Mary. I would then head out on to the stubble fields of their farm to get my deer. This seldom took very long. I usually was back at the house within an hour. After breakfast John and I would gut the animal, and bag the remains. I was usually on my way home with my deer in the back of the truck before noon. It hadn't worked out the same way this year, however. Bill had come with me, and things were not quite the same in John's household.

We had been having dinner at Bill's house one night last week. You're kidding me, right?" Bill chuckled when I told him how I got my deer every year. He liked to hunt deer as well, and went out every year with his friends, sometimes successfully, mostly not.

"No, not this time. It's just about a one hundred percent guaranteed sure thing." I took a drink from my second, and last beer of the evening. "No freezing of butt, and tramping through woods for me. I'm too old for that."

"How about me coming along with you this year," Bill asked? "I'd like to get in on this."

"I guess that could be arranged. Be ready to go around midnight next Friday night."

When we pulled into the farmyard, we could see a light burning in the kitchen. John knew we were coming, and would have the coffee on.

I hopped out of the truck. "OK Bill, I'll go in and say hello. How about you unload, and then come join us?"

"No problem," Bill replied, as he got out the passenger door. He started pulling our gear out of the back seat. As I got to the front step John came out the door.

"Hey, good to see you old friend," John said. "I see young Billy came with you."

"Yep, as I said on the phone, he's been shut out the past two seasons. He's anxious to get his deer this year."

"We've got a bit of a problem," John said. "Mary has come down with a bad flu bug. She can't get out of bed. I don't think you fellas had better come in to the house. I wouldn't want you to catch it."

"That's too bad John," I said. "I'm sorry to hear that. You're right. I don't need a flu bug right now. I guess we'll have to forego our visit this year. We'll just go get our deer, and head on home again."

"Sounds like a good plan. Good luck. I hope you get a couple of nice bucks. … Say Bob, there is one thing you could do for me though," John hesitated. "You know that lame old mule of mine?

I nodded my head. "Sure, I remember."

"Well, she's out behind the barn in a lot of pain. She's so full of arthritis now she can hardly walk. I just haven't got the heart to put her down myself. Since you've got your rifle handy, I'd be much obliged if you'd do it for me."

"No problem old friend.  I'll be happy to do that for you. I'll talk to you before we head back" I said to him. 

As I headed back to the truck the thought struck me that this might be a good chance to have a little fun at Bill's expense.

When I got to the truck he cursed loudly for Bill's benefit. "Where the hell's my rifle?"

"What's going on!" Bill exclaimed, startled at my outburst.

"He's changed his bloody mind," I spat. "Some friend he is! We drive all night to get here, and now for some damn reason he won't let us go on to his land. I'm gonna teach him a lesson in friendship. I'm gonna shoot his damn mule."

I reached over and picked up my rifle from the neat pile that Bill had stacked beside the truck. I took the bolt from my vest pocket and placed it in the rifle, took one shell from a box of ammo on top of the pile, and stalked off toward the barn.

Bill stood there, awestruck at my uncharacteristic and violent behavior. "Wait!" he called after me. " Don't do it! We'll get thrown in jail!"

I ignored him, smiling to myself.

The mule didn't even twitch as I raised the rifle and fired. She heard nothing as her legs gave way. She dropped, eyes open, to the ground. I stepped closer, leaning over her to make sure she was dead. A final breath escaped her. She was gone. Her pain was over.

As I was getting up again, I had a laugh as I thought of Bill and the state of confusion I had left him in. I figured I'd better get back there and tell him what was going on. I remembered the wild look in Bill's eyes as I had left him standing by the truck. There was no doubt that I'd 'got' him good this time.

When I got back to the truck, Bill wasn't there. I looked around, but there was no sign of him anywhere.

"Hey Bill," I shouted. Where'd you get to?" I could see John looking out the kitchen window and I gave him the thumbs up sign.

At that point, two loud rifle blasts echoed from inside the barn. "What's going on?" I yelled loudly. I ran quickly toward the sound of the shots.

As I arrived at the barn doors I met Bill coming out. He was blowing air at the barrel of his rifle, and had a determined grin on his face. "I'm with you all the way brother," he proudly said. "I got two of his damned cows."

"Damn it, Bill! I was only kidding! What the hell have you done?" I was frantic. "What the hell am I going to tell John?"

"Really?" Bill grinned. "Well, so was I."

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Second Chance

 

 

"Here we go again," Jackson thought. "Maybe this time it'll be different."

He was sitting in a company's reception area on the seventh floor of a high rise building in downtown Toronto. Looking around, he made eye contact with the pretty secretary across the room. She quickly averted her eyes. She had obviously been studying him. She seemed to be uncomfortable in his presence.

This wasn't new to Jackson. He knew that his appearance sometimes made people uneasy. He was an imposing figure of a man, offering the first impression of a larger than life character. The brim of his oversized cowboy hat shadowed his widely spaced green-blue eyes. His straight, narrow nose and his lantern jaw accentuated this lean look, portraying the gauntness of a young man that had recently grown tall rather quickly. 

Jackson tipped his hat. "Howdy." His whole face seemed to smile.

"It shouldn't be too long now," she said. "Mr. Howe will see you soon."

"Thanks," he drawled. He pushed back a large clump of flattened down hair that had fallen onto his forehead. "I appreciate it."

Jackson was applying for a job in the company's payroll office. It was the fifth company he had applied to in the last three weeks, and his fifth interview. Each of these companies had placed ads in 'The Star' looking for people with accounting skills. Unfortunately, on each of the previous interviews, he'd been turned down flat. They had hardly taken the time to look at his qualifications when they had terminated the interviews. He knew why. He also knew it was probably going to happen again, but he was determined to keep trying. All he needed was for someone to give him a chance. If he was given that, he knew he could prove he was a good person, and could do a good job. 

Jackson looked down at his shiny leather cowboy boots. He wiped an imaginary speck of dust off his freshly ironed pants. He had worn the new black suit his sister had bought him. His light-green checkered shirt had a buttoned down collar, and he had on his best string tie. He usually wore the string tie loose with an open shirt collar, but today he'd buttoned up. He'd even got a haircut for the occasion, although by some people's standards, his hair was still pretty long. His father had given him the once over that morning. "Pretty spiffy, I'd say," he had declared.

The telephone rang on the secretary's desk. Jackson looked up to see her talking in hushed tones to someone. She glanced at him quickly, and then looked back to the papers on her desk.

She turned to face him. "Mr. Rider, my name is Jane Sinclair. I'm afraid Mr. Howe has been delayed. He asked me to go over your application with you. Please take a seat over here."

Jackson removed his hat, and ambled across the office. When he got to her desk he stood there awkwardly, looking down at his boots.

"Please sit down," she asked.

He shuffled his feet. "If it's all right with you Miss, I'd rather stand."

"I'd really rather you sit, please."

Jackson did as he was asked.

The secretary opened his file, and started going through it. Almost immediately she stopped.

She seemed to steel herself. "I'm afraid we won't be able to go any further Mr. Rider. The company has a strict policy about hiring people with criminal records."

"Don't you even want to discuss my qualifications?" Jackson asked.

"No, there's no point in it. I'm sorry, but this interview is over."

"Now just a minute Miss. I have all the academic qualifications that the job requires. I deserve the respect of an interview. All I want is a chance to show someone what I can do."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Rider. My hands are tied."

"Well I'm sorry too, but I came to see Mr. Howe, and I want to see him. I'm willing to wait as long as it takes." Jackson put his hat back on. He walked back to the chair he had been previously occupying, and sat down.

The secretary stared at him. Jackson stared right back at her. She broke eye contact first. She was obviously flustered. She got up from her desk and went into the inner offices. A few minutes later the door from the inner offices opened. Two large men came directly over to where Jackson was sitting.

"My name is John Howe," the first man said brusquely. "What seems to be the problem?"  The second man stood beside him, staring at Jackson.

"Well sir," Jackson drawled, removing his hat once again as he stood up. I don't want to be a bother, but I've come here for an interview with you. I'd like to have one. I've worked very hard, and I want you to see my credentials."

"I understand your frustration young man, but as Miss Sinclair told you, we have a strict policy about hiring people with criminal records."

"I understand that sir. Perhaps if I told you a bit of my background, you might be able to steer me in the right direction. I've made some mistakes, but I want to get on with my life. I need a job to do that."

"I'm sorry Mr. Rider. There's no point in wasting your time or mine. Let's not cause a scene. I'm asking you to leave quietly now."

"What the Hell. It's always the same." Jackson thought. " Alright," he said. " I'm leaving." He headed toward the door.

"Just a minute," the other man said. I'll escort you down the elevator."

"There's no need for that," Jackson looked back at him. I know my way out. I won't be causing any trouble."

"I understand that, but I'm coming with you anyway."

The two men walked out into the foyer where they stood waiting for the elevator. The company man never took his eyes off him. Jackson kept his eyes down. He wasn't about to challenge anybody. He just wanted to get out of there.

When the elevator arrived, they got on and the man pushed the down button. Jackson wasn't paying much attention to what was going on. He was surprised when the elevator stopped almost immediately. The man was pushing one of the buttons, holding the door closed.

"What now?" Jackson asked warily.

"Don't be alarmed Mr. Rider. My name is Don Williams. I work here too. I'd like you to come into my office for a few minutes so I can get a little more information from you."

"I'd just as soon leave now if it's all the same to you. I've done nothing wrong here."

"This won't take long." He released the button. The door opened to a foyer much like they had entered on the floor above. "Come this way please."

Conditioned as he was to authority, Jackson followed him to his office.

Mr. Williams closed the door. "Have a seat, Mr. Rider."

Jackson sat down in one of two comfortable chairs. Mr. Williams sat in the one opposite.

"I'd like to hear a little bit more about you, Mr. Rider. Tell me why you applied for a position with us."

Jackson looked around him. The wall was covered in pictures of people who looked vaguely familiar. There were also several framed certificates on the wall, and some trophies in a case against the far wall. He wasn't sure what was happening, but after being refused an interview upstairs Jackson figured he might as well talk to this guy. What could he lose? He'd come here for an interview. Now he was getting one.

" Well, Sir, I saw your ad in the paper. I recently graduated from Humber College. I earned honors there in a two-year accounting course. I'm good with numbers. I've even had some experience."

"How's that?"

"As you know, I spent some time in prison. I kept pretty much to myself there. It's pretty boring. When a job in the warden's office came up helping with inventory and payroll, I volunteered and got the job. Over the next year and a half I learned a lot about office procedures and payroll administration. I enjoyed it. When I was released, I applied for, and was accepted into Humber College."

"Why were you in prison?"

"It's a long story Sir, but the short of it is that I was a smart-ass kid who got unlucky." Jackson spoke slowly, but distinctly. "I grew up in a small town north of here. I was a normal teen-ager, I guess. I was always pushing the envelope. In High School we did lots of crazy things, but always just fun stuff, never anything really bad. In my sophomore year, my buddies and I drove into Toronto one evening. We were driving too fast, and got pulled over. I had a joint in my pocket, and was charged with possession of marijuana. I went to court, and was fined $250.00. It was a criminal offence, but because it was my first one I was told that if I stayed out of trouble, it would come off my record in three years. I never went near the stuff again, and graduated two years later."

"That summer, after grad, a few of my friends and I drove down to Detroit to see a Blue Jays game. The evening we got there, we went to the hotel bar for a few drinks. Coming from Canada seemed to be a passport to friendly people. Several folks joined us for the evening, both at the bar and back in our room. We went to the game the next day. After the game, we came back to the hotel, had supper and a few more drinks, and then crashed. The next day we headed home. At the border, we were asked to get out of the car so they could search our bags. "Unknown to me, someone had stashed some cocaine in the side pocket of my overnight bag. I had never seen the cocaine before they found it. I wasn't a user, and I sure wasn't a dealer. I was totally innocent, but my previous charge was brought out. I ended up being convicted of possession and trafficking drugs. "

"I was sentenced to four years in prison. Two years later I was released on parole. I moved in with my father who had stood by me throughout my ordeal. I was scarred by the experience, but I came away from it a better man. My days of fooling around, and getting into trouble were over. Today, I'm a very serious person with a burning desire to get on with my life. I want to make something of myself."

"What's with the outfit? You don't exactly look like an accounting clerk."

"I'm sorry you don't like my duds Sir. I've always dressed this way."

"No, no! It's not that I don't like them. They're just different, that's all." With that, he got up and walked over to his desk where he pushed a button on his intercom. He asked someone named George to come to his office. "We'll soon be done, but before you leave there's someone I'd like you to meet."

They made small talk for the next few minutes until another man came into the office. "Jackson, this is George Marshall. I'd like you to tell him your story, just like you told it to me."

"Alright, I guess I can do that." 

Jackson told his story again. Mr. Marshall interrupted him several times as he was relating his story. He delved deeper into some of the things that had happened to Jackson, both in prison and since he had been released. Jackson told him everything. Some of it wasn't very pretty, but he told it all.

When he finished, the two men looked at each other. A silent sign of approval passed between them. "Jackson," Mr. Marshall said, "I'm the president of this company. One of the things we do here is the production of television commercials. We have a full production studio in this building. Don here is our Production Manager. Regarding that payroll job, we may be able to make an exception to our rule in your case, but we'd like to get to know you better first. Would you consider acting in a commercial we are shooting? We've been looking for someone to play a certain role. Don here thinks your character and mannerisms may be right. As long as you can act as yourself, you'll do just fine."

"I can probably do that," Jackson smiled. "Why not?"

"Alright, you're on the payroll. Be here tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM. Come dressed just as you are today, with one exception. Loosen the tie."

Over the next two weeks, Jackson learned the rudiments of the world of acting and television. As it turned out, he was a natural, and did very well. His character was that of a rugged cowboy who resembled 'The Marlboro Man' of old commercials. He was 'The Marlboro Man's' son. His lines included telling the world of his father's death at the hands of lung cancer. "You just don't need a cigarette hangin' out of your mouth to move cattle," he drawled in a deep voice.

The commercial was a hit. The following month Jackson was asked to do a sequel. The company set him up with an agent, and arranged for him to get his union card. It didn't take too long before he was doing different commercials, playing different roles. He was soon receiving offers for acting assignments from other studios.

One day after finishing on the set, he wandered into Don William's office. He took a seat in the same comfortable chair he had sat in the first time he had been there.

"Hi Jackson. What's up?" Don asked.

"I just wanted to thank you again for believing in me. You gave me a chance. Does the company know me well enough yet to offer me that payroll job?"

"You're already on the payroll, Jackson. I really don't think you'll need that job anytime soon. You're an impressive young man who believes in himself, and you're going to go far. You have a whole new career ahead of you. All you have to do is act naturally. By the way, how are things going with you and Janie Sinclair? I hear you're seeing each other"

"Yes we are, and things are going real fine," Jackson smiled. "I'm pretty lucky, I guess. Sometimes we really do get a second chance."

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Home

 

I noticed Gordon that morning as I was turning my car into the parking lot. He was inching his way towards the church on the stone pathway that bisects its lawn. Sundays, at church, were the only times I ever saw Gordon, and I hadn't seen him for several weeks. When he did come, he always came alone, and sat quietly by himself. He would listen to the sermon, sing the hymns, and pray on cue. When the service was over, he would seek out the minister at the front door, shake his hand, and quietly leave.

His full name was Gordon John McGuinty. He was ninety-one years old, and he reminded me very much of my grandfather.  As a boy, I had spent many hours sitting with my father’s father on our front porch. He had been all over the world, and had seen many things. I was intrigued by his tales, and he was more than happy to share them with me. I was twelve when he died. He was ninety-one, and I never really had a chance to say goodbye to him. That was a long time ago, but I still miss him.

I was by myself that day, and I remember thinking that perhaps I could get him to talk to me if I sat beside him during the service. We had never been officially introduced, but I had tried several times to strike up a conversation with him. Each time I did, he would stare at me with a vacant, haunting look, turn his eyes downward, and walk away.  At first, I thought he didn't like me. Later, I found out that he acted this way with everyone, even with those who had known him for years. As a result, most people ignored him. He seemed to be quite happy with that.

"He wasn't always this way," Harry, my barber, told me one day. "He really changed after his wife died about five years ago. He just seemed to lose interest in everything and everybody."

"What did he do for a living?" I asked.

"He was a salesman for a big hardware chain. Most everybody around these parts knew him; liked him too. He always had a funny story to tell when he came in here. Must be fifteen years now since he retired, and about five since I last talked to him. I feel bad for him, but it seems that that's the way he wants it."

I parked my car, and walked towards the church, catching up with him about half way there. He was moving very slowly, oblivious to everything around him.

"Good morning Gordon,” I said. 

He didn't acknowledge me. He just kept walking with his head down.

I knew he had heard me. Was he being rude, or simply concentrating on what he was doing? I stopped, letting him carry on towards the church by himself. When he got to the stone stairway going up to the entrance, he paused. Perhaps he was steeling himself for the climb ahead of him.

I watched him ascend. Holding onto the banister with his left hand, each step he took was deliberate. His body leaned forward as he lifted his left leg onto the first step.  Once it was in place, he followed with his right leg. This continued as he slowly made his way up. His hand never left the banister. It just slid along ahead of him, supporting his ascent.  When he finally reached the top, he stopped again, turned, and looked back at the grounds below.  He may have been just catching his breath, but it seemed to me that he was looking directly at me. 

Below his flat peaked cap, his face was a road map of lines and waypoints. Two large vertical furrows separated his tired eyes. They descended from his forehead, ended at the bridge of his bulbous nose, and picked up again below his nostrils where they continued on down to his narrow upper lip.  His eyes were barely open; mere slits between his drooping eyelids and the puffy discolored pouches that hung below. His cheeks were flushed and sunken, framed by the narrow trace lines of his cheekbones. On his left cheek he had a large brown mole surrounded by strands of hair. He had obviously given up shaving around it

He continued on into the church, removing his cap as he entered the open doors.  A shred of wispy gray hair fell onto his forehead.  He raised his hand to brush it back, but as soon as he took his hand away, it fell again resuming its rightful place. Twice more, as he made his way up the aisle, he repeated this gesture to no avail. When he got about half way to the front, he turned into one of the pews. There was a narrow space at the end of it beside a little boy who was sitting with his mother. He stood there looking at the empty space.

"Hello sir," the little boy said to him. "Would you like to sit with us?"

His mother smiled apologetically. She took her son’s hand as they moved over on the bench.

Gordon sat down. He smiled at the little boy, but didn't say anything. The service started shortly after that.

I had followed him up the aisle. Since there was no room to sit beside him, I took a seat in the pew directly behind. The service lasted about forty-five minutes that morning with the congregation singing six hymns. Like most of the other people there, I used the hymnal to sing the words. Gordon didn’t sing very loudly, but I could see his lips moving. He sang every hymn, and amazingly, he never once referred to the hymnal.

After the service, the minister stationed himself at the church doors. As I walked out, I shook hands with him and walked down the steps to wait for Gordon. I was determined to speak with him. Eventually he came out. He shook hands with the minister, stopped to talk to him for a moment, and moved away towards the steps. I could see the minister call out to him. He wanted to say something more, but the surge of people moving forward to greet him would not let him continue. Gordon put on his cap, grasped the rail, and slowly made his way back down the steps.  When he got to the bottom, I approached him.

"Hello Gordon. How are you doing today?"

He lifted his head. "Hello son. I'm just fine, and what a fine day it is."

I hadn’t really expected him to answer, and grasped for a suitable reply. "I guess it is pretty nice," I said. "How are you feeling these days, Gordon?"

"I've never felt better, son."

"You know," I said, "I was pretty impressed with you in church today. The way you sang all those hymns without once looking at the hymnal."

He smiled knowingly.  "Well son, it's hard for me to read that book you know. The words are so small. Besides, I was only interested in singing one song today.  I sang it every time." 

"Really, what song was that?"

"It's called 'Where the Roses Never Fade'," he said quietly. "It's about my home."

"I don't think I know that one," I said, "but I'd like to hear it sometime." I could see that he was tiring quickly. "Can I give you a ride home, Gordon?"

"No thank you, son, but maybe you could drop me off somewhere. I'll make my way from there."

"I'd be happy to," I said.

I didn't know what was going on. He hadn't said this much to me in three years, but I wasn't complaining.  We made our way slowly to my car. He was obviously having trouble walking, so I took his arm. I helped him get in when we got there.

"Where to?" I asked.

"I'd appreciate it if you'd drop me off at the hospital." he said. "I've got some business to take care of there."

"Are you all right?" I asked.

"I'm just fine, son."

We talked a bit on the way. Gordon was friendly, but didn't say too much. He was fading fast, and by the time we got there I could see he was in considerable difficulty.

I parked the car. "I'm going to help you go in Gordon."

"All right son. Thank you. I guess I am a little tired."

We got out of the car, and began walking. Gordon soon became faint. He collapsed on my arm, and would have fallen had I not been holding on to him. I looked closely at him. He was very gray and was having difficulty breathing. I immediately picked him up and carried him the rest of the way. He didn't say a word.  

A nurse saw us as we entered the large door. She immediately called for help. Two orderlies came running up and took him from me. Another arrived with a stretcher. Gordon appeared to be unconscious.

He briefly opened his eyes as they put him onto the stretcher, and looked directly at me. "I'll be going home now, son. Thanks for everything." His eyes closed again.

The orderly took him away on the stretcher, and I was left standing there by myself wondering what had just happened. No one was asking any questions. The nurses and the orderlies had gone back to their business.

"What's going on?" I called after a nurse. Don't you want to know who he is?"

She looked back. "Oh we know Mr. McGuinty. He's been with us for almost a month now. Thank you for bringing him back. We've been looking for him all morning. He's very ill, you know."

I went back to the hospital that night to visit him, but was too late. Gordon had died a few hours earlier. I talked to his doctor. He told me that Gordon had never regained consciousness, but he had a smile on his face till the end. I was happy to hear that. He had obviously made his peace that morning.

His funeral was on the following Thursday. I spoke to our minister a few days before that. I told him what had happened the previous Sunday, and how Gordon had sung the words to the hymn 'Where the Roses Never Fade' each time we sang. 

"I know that hymn," he told me. "It's an old one, but a good one. As a matter of fact, Gordon once played it for me on his record player. It was a gospel version of the hymn, sung by Elvis Presley."

During the funeral service, the minister talked of Gordon, his late wife, and their life together. He went on to speak of how lost and lonely Gordon had been in his last years. As the service came to an end, the minister spoke of Gordon's special hymn. I could see Gordon in my mind's eye as the organ played and we sang the hymn. It truly was a song about 'Home', and I felt better knowing he was finally there. Maybe now that he was, Elvis would sing it to him in person.

As for me, I was happy that at the end, he had let me into his life, allowing me to help him go ‘Home’. I never had the chance to say goodbye to my grandfather, but I did get to say goodbye to Gordon, and for whatever reason, that made me feel pretty good.

 

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Facing Up

 

"Looking good, Dad," Danny shouted. "Just a few lights burnt out."

Don Fleming came around the garage from the back of the house. He had just plugged in the lights of the display. "Okay Danny, let's go in and warm up for a while."

It was November in the Okanagan Valley of Western Washington. It seldom got real cold in this part of the country, but there was a chill in the air now. The temperature had even started to dip below the freezing mark at night. Don and Danny had been working for the last two days on their Christmas display, and were just about finished.

"You go ahead, Dad. I'm taking off. The boys are shooting a few hoops at the school. I told 'em I'd join them."

"Sounds good, Danny. See you later. Be home by five-thirty for supper."

"Will do." Danny hopped onto his bicycle, and headed towards town.  It was less than two miles to the school, and he made this short ride almost every day. The road was usually bare during the winter months. He and his Dad had spent the last two days putting together their large light display. They were kind of famous in the area. People came from all around to see the thousands of lights and decorations that adorned their house and yard. It was their Christmas thing.

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Jerry Brundage was in a foul mood. Marie was supposed to have met him at 1:00 o'clock at the skating rink. She hadn't shown up. He had been waiting in his truck for almost an hour, and was tired of it. He had already checked inside the building. She wasn't there either. What excuse would she have this time?

It was getting cold. Jerry fired up the engine, and turned the heater up to 'blast.' At least he had his new truck to wait in. He loved his truck. It wasn't really new, but it was in great shape, and it was his. His dad had bought it for him seven months ago when he had received his 'Intermediate' driver's license. For the first six months after getting it, he could only drive it if his Dad or some other adult was in the truck. His dad was a cop, and was a real stickler on that. They got along okay, but sometimes he could be a real pain in the butt. Jerry didn't like being corrected all the time, especially when Marie was in the truck with them. He didn't give Jerry much credit. No more of that, though. As of last month, most of those driving restrictions had been lifted. He was finally free. He and Marie could now drive by themselves.

He had been going out with Marie for several months. At first they had been crazy about each other, but lately he had noticed that she was acting differently. Even though he had his own wheels now, she wasn't as interested in going places with him. She always seemed to have an excuse. Last week he had heard a rumor that she was seeing some guy from a different school. He'd have to find out about that. Either they were going out together, or they weren't.

Maybe right now would be a good time to find out. Jerry gunned the engine, and roared out of the parking lot. The tires squealed as he made the turn onto the street.

Marie lived just outside town. Once Jerry got onto the country road leading to her house, he put the pedal to the metal. The truck was flying low, well over the speed limit. He wondered who this guy might be, and what he had that Jerry didn't. He couldn't understand it. He always treated her good. His hands gripped the steering like a vice as he visualized her cozied up with this guy somewhere. He was going to settle this once and for all.

The road was clear as he approached a long sweeping curve. He could see that the early afternoon sun had brought some moisture out of the pavement, but he was a good driver and could handle it. Going into the curve, he suddenly realized he was going too fast. He took his foot off the gas pedal and stepped hard on the brake. Almost immediately the rear end of the truck started skidding. Remembering something he'd read, he turned the steering wheel sharply in the direction of the skid. That seemed to work, and the truck started to come out of it. For a moment it was straight again, but then the rear end started sliding the other way. He quickly spun the steering wheel towards the skid again. Once more the truck straightened out. He had turned it too far though, and the same thing happened again. He heard and felt a loud thud, and a crunch, but was too busy trying to keep his truck on the road to heed it. Twice more he spun the wheel as he careened around the curve totally out of control. In the chaos, his foot slipped off the brake pedal. When it did, the truck straightened out almost as fast as it had gone into its skid. He pumped the brake gently, and slowed to a stop. He was on the shoulder of the road, on the wrong side, but the truck was lined up straight.

He thought back to the thud he had heard. Maybe he had hit a mailbox or something? He looked out the back window, but couldn't see anything. He got out, and looked back again. Nothing. He turned, and looked down at his truck. There was a big dent in his left front fender with a long scratch running back from it. He walked around to the front. The glass of his left headlight was shattered.

"Shit," he yelled at the truck. "How am I going to explain this to the old man?" He got back in, and headed up the road towards Marie's place. He was really pissed now.

She wasn't home. Nobody was. Somehow he knew she wouldn't be, and now he'd damaged his truck on her account. Could anything else go wrong today?

On the way back to town, he pulled off the road to have a better look at the damage. Using a hammer from his toolbox, he tried to pound out the dent from under the fender. He was only able to bang out some of it, though. There was another piece of metal under the fender and he couldn't get it all. Looking at his handiwork, he thought it didn't look too bad. He knew he could buy a new headlight, and some paint to cover the scratch. Maybe his old man wouldn't notice the small dent that remained.

Now he had something to do for the rest of the day. He would deal with Marie later. At the auto supply store, he bought a headlight and some touch-up paint. It almost broke him, but he had no choice. He didn't need the grief. He headed home. His dad was at work, and he'd be able to patch up his truck without interruption.

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After Danny left, Don Sinclair went into his house to warm up. He had a cup of hot chocolate with his wife Marion before going back outside to replace the burnt out bulbs. It was five o'clock, and dark by the time he was finished. He called Marion to come have a look. Together, they stood back, surveying the lighted display. They felt good about what they did every year. It cost them a little extra for the electricity, but it was their way of contributing to the community during the Christmas season.

Five-thirty came and went. Danny still wasn't home. At six o'clock Marion phoned Jason, one of Danny's friends.

"I don't know where he is, Mrs. Sinclair. He never showed up at the school this afternoon. We figured he must have been too busy at home."

"Thanks Jason." Marion hung up the phone. She anxiously told Don what he had said.

"You keep phoning his friends," Don said. "I'm going to take a drive into town and look around. Call me on my cell if you hear anything."

By eight o'clock, Don was frantic. He had talked to Marion several times. She was just as upset. He had driven all over town, stopping to speak to people that knew Danny. There was no sign of him anywhere.

He drove to the police station, and went in. Officer John Brundage was there alone.

"John," Don was obviously excited. "I need your help. I can't find Danny! He left for town this afternoon on his bike, and hasn't been seen since."

The two men had been good friends for a long time. John could tell how upset Don was. "Okay Don, slow down. Tell me exactly what you know."

John knew Danny too. He didn't think he would have run away, but had to ask the questions before he did anything else.

"There's no chance of that," Don told him. "Danny was going to play basketball at the school. His buddies were expecting him. He didn't take anything with him except the clothes on his back. Something's happened John. I need your help right now."

"Okay Don, I can't organize an official search yet. It's too soon, but let's get an unofficial one going. I want you to phone as many people as you can think of. Tell them all to come to the station. I'll bring in some of our off-duty guys as well."

Within fifteen minutes there were about twenty civilians, and two off-duty cops crowded into the police station. Don explained what was going on, and what he had already done. John gave everybody a copy of a town map. It was sectioned off into grids. 

"What we're going to do first," he said, "is to make sure Danny's not in town." He divided the civilians into ten pairs, and assigned a grid to each pair. "These grids cover the whole town except for the downtown area. What I want you to do is search your grid thoroughly. Knock on doors, talk to people, and keep your eyes and ears open. When you're finished, report back here."

He gave each pair a hand-held radio. "I'll coordinate from here. If you have anything to report, call me. Don't call unless it's important. Everyone will be on the same frequency."

"I want you two guys to check downtown," he said to the two cops. Check your contacts. Check with the bus station, bars, restaurants, and hotels. If he's downtown, someone will know."

The police station emptied out as fast as it had filled. When it had, John called home. Jerry answered. John told him what was going on.

"Jerry, We need your help. You know where Danny lives. I want you to drop whatever you're doing. Drive the route that he would have taken from his home to the school. Look for something or anything that might be a clue to his disappearance."

"Okay Dad," Jerry hesitated. "When did this happen?"

"Danny left home about two o'clock on his bicycle," John answered.

"Alright Dad, I'll take a drive out that way."

A sense of panic came over Jerry as he hung up the phone. That bang he had heard; the dent and the scratch; the headlight. Had he hit Danny Fleming today? In his heart, he knew he had. He didn't need to ask himself. A deep, sinking, feeling of desperation took hold of him. He had hit Danny with his truck on the road today, and had not even known it. He was in big trouble. Just when he had been feeling so good about how everything had worked out. The headlight had been easy to replace, and the touch-up paint had done a great job on his fender.

He went outside and got into his truck. The temperature was below freezing, and he turned the truck heater all the way up. He couldn't think straight. What should he do? He knew exactly where Danny was. He wondered if the kid was still alive. If he was, he'd be freezing to death out there. What a jerk he was. He knew he'd been driving too fast today. How did he miss seeing him? What was he going to do now?

Jerry's headlights pierced the blackness of the night on the lonely country road out of town. He was blubbering like a baby. He couldn't stop himself. He had to keep wiping his eyes so he could see the road. Maybe Danny was already dead. Maybe he should just keep on driving.

He thought about that some more. He was still thinking about it when he came up on the turn. When he got to the spot where he had skidded earlier that day, he slowed right down. He could see his skid marks in the gravel shoulder, but nothing else. There was no sign of Danny, or his bike. He shone his flashlight into the ditch, and then beyond it into the field. Something flashed back.

"Damn! What do I do now?" he said out loud.

The reflection was probably Danny's bicycle. It was decision time. He either had to go and look, or get away from there as fast as he could. If he looked and found him, maybe he could play innocent. Maybe they wouldn't even look at his truck. The dent was hardly noticeable. Who was he trying to kid? He was toast. The best thing he could do was to get the Hell out of there. He gunned the truck, and took off.

Half a mile up the road, he slammed on the brakes and slid to a stop. He hunched over the wheel, crying again. "Damn it. It's not my fault. I didn't even know I'd hit him. What was he doing out here on his bike anyway?"

He got out of the truck, and looked up at the dark sky. A light snow was falling. The large snowflakes melted as they hit his face, diluting his tears. He looked down again. What kind of a person was he becoming? He knew this was his fault, all of it. He'd been such a jerk lately. All he ever seemed to do was whine and complain about everyone around him, even his dad. That's probably why Marie didn't want to be with him anymore. What a mess he was making of his life, and now look what he'd done. He didn't really know Danny. He was a couple of years younger than Jerry, but he seemed like a good kid.

He knew then that he couldn't run. He had screwed up, not Danny. He didn't know if it was too late, but he knew he had to go back. If Danny was still alive, he didn't deserve to die from exposure in a dark cold field. He turned the truck around, and went back to the spot he had just left.

With his flashlight, he hopped over the ditch and started walking through the high grass of the field. Almost immediately, he saw Danny's bike. It lay with its front wheel twisted at an awkward angle, and its handlebars facing backwards. He heard a faint groan, and moved to where he thought it came from. He saw Danny. He was lying on his back, with dried blood all over his face. His eyes were closed.

Jerry bent over him. "Danny, it's Jerry Brundage. Can you hear me?"

Danny opened his eyes. "Jerry, I'm hurt bad," he whispered. "I can't move. I'm cold. Help me."

Jerry took off his jacket and covered him with it. "I'm here Danny. It's okay. You're going to be all right. I'm going to get help. I'll be right back."

Jerry took off, running. He was committed now. It was all over for him, but he was going to help Danny. When he got to his truck, he took off towards town. His head was spinning as fast as his wheels were. He had to get some help out here as soon as possible.

When he came back around the turn, he could see headlights in the distance coming his way. As the two vehicles got closer to each other, he could see it was a police car. It was moving very slowly.

He pulled up beside it, and jumped out. "I found him. He's up ahead in a field. He's hurt. Call an ambulance." Jerry jumped into the passenger seat of the police car. The cop was already on the radio calling for help.

By the time they got to him, he was unconscious. "He was talking a minute ago," Jerry said. "He's not dead, is he?"

The cop checked for a pulse. He put his head down real close to Danny's face. "He's breathing," he said. "It's a good thing you found him when you did. He probably wouldn't have lasted much longer. How did you find him, by the way?"

"My dad asked me to drive out this way and look for him. I saw some skid marks on the road, so I got out and looked. I saw his bike. Then I heard him moan."

"Well done, Jerry. You probably saved his life."

A few minutes later, a few cars and an ambulance arrived. Several people came running out into the field, surrounding them. Everybody stood back as the paramedics worked on Danny. At one point, Mr. Fleming came up to Jerry and shook his hand. When the paramedics finished, they put him onto a stretcher and took him to the ambulance. Then his father was there, congratulating him. He felt like a piece of shit. He was no hero. Everyone would soon know that.

The ambulance drove away with its lights flashing and its siren wailing. His dad gave him a lift to where he had left his truck, and told him to go home. "I'll talk to you later," he said. "Good work, son."

"Dad I …"

"I'll talk to you soon, son. Just go home for now."

Jerry got into his truck. As he drove towards his house, he thought again about taking off. He was guilty of a hit and run. His license was going to be revoked. He might even end up in jail. Running wasn't really an option, though. He knew that. It didn't make any sense. He had nowhere to go, and he didn't have any money. As he pulled into his driveway, he knew that this might be the last time he would be driving his truck for a while. Things were going to be a lot different for him from now on.

Two hours later John came home. Jerry was sitting in their darkened living room.

John came over to him. "Danny is hurt pretty bad," he said. "He has a concussion, some swelling around his brain, and a broken pelvis, but it looks like he's going to be okay."

"Dad, I have something to tell you."

"What's that Jerry?"

Jerry's throat was so dry he could hardly swallow. He looked down at his left leg. It was shaking uncontrollably. Since coming home he hadn't stopped thinking of what had happened, and what had to happen now. He was glad to hear that Danny was going to be okay. He had hoped he would be. It made things better, but he was still going to have to pay the consequences.

"I did it, Dad. I'm to blame. I'm so sorry. It was me who hit Danny on the road today. I swear I didn't know I had hit him. I was sliding all over the road. I heard a bang. I thought I'd hit a post or something." He told his dad the whole story, leaving nothing out. "I feel so bad. I don't know what to do. I know I'm in a lot of trouble."

John sat back, listening to his son. He already knew that it was Jerry's truck that had hit Danny. On the way to the scene, he had stopped where the truck was sitting on the road with the door open. He had seen the dent and the painted-over scratch that hadn't been there yesterday.

"You're right son. You are in trouble, and we're going to have to deal with it. I want you to know, though, that I'm proud of you. It takes a man to face up to his actions. You did the right thing. We'll go down to the station tomorrow morning and do what we have to do. Whatever happens, I want you to know that I believe you, and I believe in you. What I want you to do now is to try to get a good night's sleep. Tomorrow's going to be a long day."

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The Actor

 

"Here we go again," Jackson said to himself. "Be cool."

He was sitting in a company's reception area on the seventh floor of a high rise building in downtown Toronto. Looking around, he made eye contact with the pretty secretary across the room. She quickly averted her eyes. She had obviously been studying him, and seemed to be uncomfortable in his presence.

This wasn't new to Jackson. He knew that his appearance sometimes made people uneasy. He was an imposing figure of a man, offering the first impression of a larger than life character. The brim of his oversized cowboy hat shadowed his widely spaced green-blue eyes. His straight, narrow nose and his lantern jaw accentuated this lean look, portraying the gauntness of a young man that had recently grown tall rather quickly. 

Jackson tipped his hat. "Howdy." His whole face seemed to smile.

"It shouldn't be too long now," she said. "Mr. Howe will see you soon."

"Thanks," he drawled. He pushed back a large clump of flattened down hair that had fallen onto his forehead. "I appreciate it."

Jackson was applying for a job in the company's mailroom. It was the fifth company he had applied to in the last two months, and his fifth interview. Unfortunately, on each of the previous interviews, he'd been turned down flat. They had hardly taken the time to talk to him when they had terminated the interviews. He knew why. He hoped it wasn't going to happen again. His best friend, Jerry worked here, and had primed him for the job the company was advertising. He had even talked to his boss about Jackson. All he needed was for someone to give him a chance. If he was given that, he knew he could do a good job. 

Jackson looked down at his shiny leather cowboy boots. He wiped an imaginary speck of dust off his freshly ironed pants. He had worn the new black suit his sister had bought him. His light-green checkered shirt had a buttoned down collar, and he had on his best string tie. He usually wore the string tie loose with an open shirt collar, but today he'd buttoned up. He'd even got a haircut for the occasion, although by some people's standards, his hair was still pretty long. His father had given him the once over that morning. "Pretty spiffy, I'd say," he had declared.

The telephone rang on the secretary's desk. Jackson looked up to see her talking in hushed tones to someone. She glanced at him quickly, and then looked back to the papers on her desk.

She turned to face him. "Mr. Rider, my name is Jane Sinclair. I'm afraid Mr. Howe has been delayed. He asked me to go over your application with you. Please take a seat over here."

Jackson removed his hat, and ambled across the office. When he got to her desk he stood there awkwardly, looking down at his boots.

"Please sit down," she asked.

He shuffled his feet. "If it's all right with you Miss, I'd rather stand."

"I'd really rather you sit, please."

Jackson did as he was asked.

The secretary opened his file, and started going through it. Almost immediately she stopped.

She seemed to steel herself. "I'm afraid we won't be able to go any further Mr. Rider. The company has a strict policy about hiring people with criminal records."

"Don't you even want to talk to me?" Jackson asked.

"No, there's no point in it. I'm sorry, but this interview is over."

"Now just a minute Miss. I have all the qualifications that the job requires. I deserve the respect of an interview. All I want is a chance to show someone what I can do."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Rider. My hands are tied."

"Well I'm sorry too, but I came to see Mr. Howe, and I want to see him. I'm willing to wait as long as it takes." Jackson put his hat back on. He walked back to the chair he had been previously occupying, and sat down.

The secretary stared at him. Jackson stared right back at her. She broke eye contact first. She was obviously flustered. She got up from her desk and went into the inner offices. A few minutes later the door from the inner offices opened. Two large men came directly over to where Jackson was sitting.

"My name is John Howe," the first man said brusquely. "What seems to be the problem?"  The second man stood beside him, staring at Jackson.

"Well sir," Jackson drawled, removing his hat once again as he stood up. I don't want to be a bother, but I've come here for an interview with you. I'd like to have one.

"I understand your frustration young man, but as Miss Sinclair told you, we have a strict policy about hiring people with criminal records."

"I understand that sir. Perhaps if I told you a bit of my background, you might be able to steer me in the right direction. I've made some mistakes, but I want to get on with my life. I need a job to do that."

"I'm sorry Mr. Rider. There's no point in wasting your time or mine. Let's not cause a scene. I'm asking you to leave quietly now."

"What the Hell. It's always the same." Jackson thought. " Alright," he said. " I'm leaving." He headed toward the door.

"Just a minute," the other man said. I'll escort you down the elevator."

"There's no need for that," Jackson looked back at him. I know my way out. I won't be causing any trouble."

"I understand that, but I'm coming with you anyway."

The two men walked out into the foyer where they stood waiting for the elevator. The company man never took his eyes off him. Jackson kept his eyes down. He wasn't about to challenge anybody. He just wanted to get out of there.

When the elevator arrived, they got on and the man pushed the down button. Jackson wasn't paying much attention to what was going on. He was surprised when the elevator stopped almost immediately. The man was pushing one of the buttons, holding the door closed.

"What now?" Jackson asked warily.

"Don't be alarmed Mr. Rider. My name is Don Williams. I work here too. I'd like you to come into my office for a few minutes so I can get a little more information from you."

Don Williams. That was the name of the guy Jerry worked for. "I'd just as soon leave now if it's all the same to you. I've done nothing wrong here."

"This won't take long." He released the button. The door opened to a foyer much like they had entered on the floor above. "Come this way please."

Conditioned as he was to authority, Jackson followed him to his office.

Mr. Williams closed the door. "Have a seat, Mr. Rider."

Jackson sat down in one of two comfortable chairs. Mr. Williams sat in the one opposite.

"I'd like to hear a little bit more about you, Mr. Rider. Tell me why you applied for a position with us."

Jackson looked around him. The wall was covered in pictures of people who looked vaguely familiar. There were also several framed certificates on the wall, and some trophies in a case against the far wall. "Well, Sir, I saw your ad in the paper for a mailroom person. I recently graduated from a course in office procedures at Haldane College. I've even had some experience."

"How's that?"

"As you know, I spent some time in prison. I kept pretty much to myself there. It's pretty boring. When a job in the mailroom came up, I volunteered and got the job. Over the next year and a half I learned a lot about office work. When I was released, I signed up for the course at Haldane to learn more."

"Why were you in prison?"

"It's a long story Sir, but the short of it is that I was a smart-ass kid who got unlucky." Jackson spoke slowly, but distinctly. "I grew up in a small town north of here. I was a normal teen-ager, I guess. I was always pushing the envelope. In High School we did lots of crazy things, but always just fun stuff, never anything really bad. In my sophomore year, my buddies and I drove into Toronto one evening. We were driving too fast, and got pulled over. I had a joint in my pocket, and was charged with possession of marijuana. I went to court, and was fined $250.00. It was a criminal offence, but because it was my first one I was told that if I stayed out of trouble, it would come off my record in three years. I never went near the stuff again, and graduated two years later."

"That summer, after grad, a few of my friends and I drove down to Detroit to see a Blue Jays game. The evening we got there, we went to the hotel bar for a few drinks. Coming from Canada seemed to be a passport to friendly people. Several folks joined us for the evening, both at the bar and back in our room. We went to the game the next day. After the game, we came back to the hotel, had supper and a few more drinks, and then crashed. The next day we headed home. At the border, we were asked to get out of the car so they could search our bags. "Unknown to me, someone had stashed some cocaine in the side pocket of my overnight bag. I had never seen the cocaine before they found it. I wasn't a user, and I sure wasn't a dealer. I was totally innocent, but my previous charge was brought out. I ended up being convicted of possession and trafficking drugs. "

"I was sentenced to four years in prison. Two years later I was released on parole. I moved in with my father who had stood by me throughout my ordeal. I was scarred by the experience, but I came away from it a better man. My days of fooling around, and getting into trouble were over. Today, I have a burning desire to get on with my life. I want to make something of myself."

"What's with the outfit? You don't exactly look like a mailroom clerk."

"I'm sorry you don't like my duds Sir. I've always dressed this way."

"No, no! It's not that I don't like them. They're just different, that's all." With that, he got up and walked over to his desk where he pushed a button on his intercom. He asked someone named George to come to his office. "We'll soon be done, but before you leave there's someone I'd like you to meet."

They made small talk for the next few minutes until another man came into the office. "Jackson, this is George Marshall. I'd like you to tell him your story, just like you told it to me."

"Alright, I guess I can do that." 

Jackson told his story again. Mr. Marshall interrupted him several times as he was relating his story. He delved deeper into some of the things that had happened to Jackson, both in prison and since he had been released. Jackson told him everything. Some of it wasn't very pretty, but he told it all.

When he finished, the two men looked at each other. A silent sign of approval passed between them. "Jackson," Mr. Marshall said, "I'm the president of this company. One of the things we do here is the production of television commercials. We have a full production studio in this building. Don here is our Production Manager. Regarding that mailroom job, we may be able to make an exception to our rule in your case, but we'd like to get to know you better first. Would you consider acting in a commercial we are shooting? We've been looking for someone to play a certain role. Don here thinks your character and mannerisms may be right. As long as you can act as yourself, you'll do just fine."

"I can probably do that," Jackson smiled. "Why not?"

"Alright, you're on the payroll. Be here tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM. Come dressed just as you are today, with one exception. Loosen the tie."

Over the next two weeks, Jackson learned the rudiments of the world of acting and television. As it turned out, he was a natural, and did very well. His character was that of a rugged cowboy who resembled 'The Marlboro Man' of old commercials. He was 'The Marlboro Man's' son. His lines included telling the world of his father's death at the hands of lung cancer. "You just don't need a cigarette hangin' out of your mouth to move cattle," he drawled in a deep voice.

The commercial was a hit. The following month Jackson was asked to do a sequel. The company set him up with an agent, and arranged for him to get his union card. It didn't take too long before he was doing different commercials, playing different roles. He was soon receiving offers for acting assignments from other studios.

One day after finishing on the set, he wandered into Don William's office. He took a seat in the same comfortable chair he had sat in the first time he had been there.

"HI Jackson, what's up?" Don asked.

"I just wanted to thank you again for getting me this acting gig. I'm having a ball.

"That's good. I'm happy for you. You're doing well at it too.

"It's a piece of cake. I can't believe how much cash you guys are paying me for what I'm doing.

"How are things going with you and Jane Sinclair? I hear you've been seeing each other."

"Yeah, we have. She's okay. She's a bit of a prude though. I don't think we're really cut out for each other."

"Really, I thought you two were hitting it off great."

"That's just it. She won't take a hit. She came over to my place the other day. Jerry, and several other guys from the set were there. I offered her a snort of the good stuff I had, and she wouldn’t take it. Matter of fact, she wouldn't even stay. That's the second time she's walked out on me. I don't know what's the matter with her. She doesn't really understand who I am.

"I guess that makes two of us, Jackson. I thought you were through with drugs. That's what you told us."

"Yeah, well the coke relaxes me, and I'm cool about it. I thought you would be too."

"I don't think so, Jackson. Now if you don't mind, I'm pretty busy."

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