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Facing Up …                                      Sometimes we have to question who we really are.

'Gotcha' …                                        Be careful. Don't let your guard down.

Home …                                             Where the roses never fade.

Second Chance …                             Never give up.

A Wild Ride …                                   A turbulent tale of friendship found. (This story was published in Pilot's magazine … August 2005)

Rankin Flight …                                A story of adventure in Canada's frozen Arctic.

A Bucketful of Noise …                    Ah, sweet youth. How did we ever make it to adulthood?

The Chicken Express …                   Churchill Daze at their best. (This story won an Honorable Mention in the Spring 2003 Larry Turner Awards, and was published in the Fall 2003 edition of the "Grist Mill".)

High Anxiety …                                 What is it about a woman that can bring a man to his knees?

Hot Pursuit …                                    Fast paced action in the dark of night.

The Actor …                                      A bit of a devious twist to "Second Chance"

 

A Wild Ride

 

The little green and white Tri-Pacer moved quickly along the black asphalt strip. It hesitated momentarily before it climbed freely away from the airport. I was airborne again, and felt the familiar feeling of exhilaration that always accompanied liftoff.  Bill was sitting beside me in the left seat of his airplane, but I was doing the flying today. As the altimeter came up on 8000 feet above sea level, I pulled back on the throttle, setting the RPM to 2300, and adjusted the trim tabs of the small high winged airplane to ease the pressure on the control column.  Before leaving the Rocky Mountain House airport, Bill had set the altimeter to correctly read 3300 feet above sea level.  Now that we were at our cruising altitude, I put the airplane on a southeasterly course towards Springbank, a small airport located just west of Calgary.  It was a hot and humid Sunday afternoon in August with just a few puffy cumulous clouds breaking up a wide-open blue sky.

Looking to the west over the mountains, I could see some large buildups of heavy black clouds.  "Looks like a squall line approaching," I said to Bill.

"I wouldn't worry about it," he replied. "We'll be sittin' on the ground in Springbank before that ever gets near us."

I hoped he was right. The clouds looked pretty ominous to me.

"What a life." Bill's voice seemed to smile as he settled back in his seat for the short fifty-five minute flight ahead of us. "How much better than this can it get?"

He was in his element here in his little airplane. For him this was about as good as it could get. He didn't even seem to notice the rank odor of freshly skinned animal pelts coming from the back seat. I did though. My nostrils were stinging and I was having trouble breathing. Bill, or "Trapper Bill", as he was known, was sitting back, totally relaxed.  He had earned his nickname a few years back when he had been working as an Electronics Technician at the Saskatoon airport. When he wasn't working at the airport, he pursued his hobby of trapping beaver along the North Saskatchewan River. The nickname had stuck, mainly because he fit the character of a grizzled old trapper.

"You'd better take it Bill. I can't concentrate on anything with the stink in here." It was pretty bad. I couldn't stop my eyes from watering.

"No problem. It just smells like money to me."  Bill reached up and reset the trim tabs to exactly where I had set them earlier. He now had the airplane.

This story is about Bill. I suppose it's about me too, but I only play a supporting role. I was forty-eight when it took place. Even though I had always worked hard at trying to maintain a trim and youthful appearance, I knew I was losing the battle. My glasses had recently been upgraded to bifocals, and it seemed like every day a few more gray hairs presented themselves on my temples. My wife told me the gray was distinguished looking. Wives say things like that.

I first met Bill several years ago when I was transferred into his section at the Saskatoon airport. As the new guy in the group, I was assigned as his partner. It didn't take me long to understand why none of the other technicians wanted to work with him.  He was a miserable old grouch who seldom talked. When he did, he didn't have much good to say about anything or anybody. His attitude to people around him was that he really didn't give a damn what they thought. What was important was what he thought, and for the most part he kept that to himself.

Bill was a character you couldn't forget. His attitude to life was imprinted on his face.  He was craggy-faced, with deep furrows running across his high forehead. His thinning gray hair was greased straight back, making his face seem even thinner than it was.  Bill didn't look at you. He glared. Large bushy eyebrows shadowed his dark eyes. His aquiline nose jutted out like a rock outcropping guarding the crevasse of his mouth that seemed to be frozen in a constant scowl. He was a rebel, a free spirit. He didn't exactly challenge authority. He just refused to acknowledge it. Most people, including his bosses at work, ignored him when they could because they didn't know how to deal with him.  It was easier to just let him do his thing, and that was fine by Bill.

For the longest time we went about our business without too much to say to each other.  He knew that I didn't agree with his some of his work habits, but I kept my frustrations to myself. He was about fifteen years older than I was, and I respected that. After a few months he began to warm up a little. Maybe it was when he realized I was a rather private person myself, and wasn't a threat to him.  Maybe it was because I was also a pilot, and loved to fly. I don't exactly know, but it made my life easier.

Bill had a small plane, a Tri-Pacer. We often went flying together. He was most at peace when he was flying.  It was as if he had escaped everything that was dark, and everything that was wrong with his world. He was a different man up there, and one I enjoyed being with.  It only lasted until we landed though.  At that point he would immediately revert to the unyielding, obstinate old grouch that everybody loved to hate.

When he retired, after 35 years on the job, only a handful of his co-workers came to his luncheon. I was elected to say a few words because I had been his partner, and seemed to get along with him better than the others. When I finished, he thanked me. He smiled at those who had gathered, picked up his gold watch or whatever was wrapped up in that box, said goodbye, and walked away. 

Now, here we were, nine years later, sitting in his smelly airplane. I hadn't seen Bill again until a few days ago when I had literally run into him in downtown Calgary.  I was in town for an all-day meeting. When it had ended I'd gone for a run to get some fresh air.  I'd been jogging for about forty-five minutes. I was feeling pretty tired, I guess, because my head was down as I rounded a corner across from my hotel. Wham! We hit head-on. Down he went.  At first I didn't recognize the gaunt figure lying flat out on the sidewalk in front of me. I thought it might be a homeless person. He was wearing a stained buckskin jacket, faded blue jeans, heavy boots, and a beat up old baseball cap. His stringy gray hair hung down from under his cap over his forehead almost to his eyes.

"What the hell's your hurry, young fella?" he asked, as I bent over to help him up.

I recognized the voice immediately. "Bill, what are you doing here?"

I was happy to see him, and he was obviously just as happy to see me. We went into the hotel restaurant for coffee, and sat there for a couple of hours. He must have needed someone to talk to, because he told me more about himself that day than he had in all the time we'd worked together back in Saskatoon. He had moved to Calgary a few years ago. He was trapping full time now for beaver, muskrat, and just about anything else that roamed the banks of the many rivers and mountain streams in the David Thompson Country in West-Central Alberta.  Once a week he would fly up to Rocky Mountain House from the Springbank airport where he would head out onto his trap-line. He had a four wheel drive half-ton truck that he left up there. I told him I was living in Edmonton now, and wasn't flying much anymore. When I told him how much I missed it, he asked me if I'd like to come with him on his next trip.  He was leaving the next morning, a Friday, and would be back in Calgary on Sunday afternoon.

"You can fly the plane, and you'll get to see some great country at the same time."

That was enough for me.  "I'd love to see your operation," I said.

It was quite a weekend.  We flew to Rocky Mountain House on Friday morning.  I flew the airplane, and thoroughly enjoyed myself on the trip up.  Bill just sat back, and watched me.  I was pretty rusty at first, but he never said a word.  He just let me clean up my own mistakes, and I made lots of them.  He was still just as laid back as he'd ever been.

We checked several traps that day, and had already set up camp for the night when the rain started.  We had just got the fire going, and were cooking some supper when the drizzle turned to driving rain.  It drenched our new fire sending us into our tent wet, chilled, and hungry. We cracked a can of beans, and ate them cold before climbing in to our sleeping bags for the night.

It wasn't much better the next morning.  Everything was sopping wet. We couldn't get a fire going, so we ate cold cereal.  Saturday was a pretty good day.  We managed to check most of the remaining traps, and were starting to get a pretty good load of dead animals in the back of the truck. With only a few more traps to check the next morning, we were able to make camp early that evening. The skies had cleared so we cooked steaks and beans over the fire. I didn't ask Bill what kind of meat we were eating.  I didn't really want to know.  Whatever it was, it tasted great.

According to Bill we only had a medium load going back.  Of the forty-seven traps that he maintained, sixteen of them had returned an animal.  There were eleven beaver skins, and five muskrat pelts in the two garbage bags in the back seat.  The animals had been skinned that morning, and the pelts were still wet.  Even with the garbage bags to contain them, there was no way the smell of the smell of blood and guts could be camouflaged.

I guess a person can get used to anything. Bill was flying the plane, and I was enjoying the scenery. I soon found that I was able to relax a bit and forget about the raw smell coming from the back seat. The angry looking black clouds to the west of us were getting closer now, and the ride was getting a little bumpier. We were still in clear skies, though. In the distance off to the southeast I could see the city of Calgary.  Pretty soon we'd be able to spot the Springbank airport directly to the south of us. 

Then, without any warning, all hell broke loose. BANG!  …  BANG!

"What the!" Bill looked down at the instrument panel.  

An invisible force yanked me towards the cabin roof. My seatbelt was the only thing that kept me from banging in to it. I looked over at Bill. His seatbelt had not been tight, and his head was pressed against the roof fabric. The peak of his ball cap was pushed down over his eyes.  He reached up and pulled the cap off his face. His eyes were wild. He looked totally confused. I looked past him outside the cabin and then back to the instrument panel.  Our wings were level. We appeared to be in level flight, but the altimeter needle was unwinding like a windmill, and the Rate-Of-Climb indicator showed that we were dropping at twenty five hundred feet per minute.  At that rate we'd hit the ground in less than two minutes.

I reached over and pulled his seatbelt tighter. This brought him back down into his seat. Bill reached for the throttle, slammed it forward to the stops, and hauled the steering column back.  Perspiration beads had formed on his forehead, but he was focused again on what was happening around him. Our altitude was now less than 6000 feet, only 2700 feet above the ground. Even with full power on we were sinking fast. Bill looked at me inquisitively.

"I don't know. I can't figure it out either," I said. I couldn't think of anything we could do to stop us from crashing into the hills below that were coming up fast. 

Suddenly …WHAM!  Both of us were pushed down in our seats. It was as if the airplane had been attached to a giant bungee cord in the sky that had come to the end of its tether, and was now flinging us back up.  The airplane immediately began climbing at 1500, then 2000 feet per minute, all the time with the wings level.  As I watched the altimeter needle wind up, I saw that we were passing through 8000 feet, then 9,000.  Bill tightened his seatbelt, pulled back on the throttles, and pushed forward on the steering column to try to lower the nose. It had absolutely no effect.  We were rocketing skyward, totally out of control.

And then … as quickly as it had started we were out of it.  As the altimeter needle passed 12,000 feet, the aircraft suddenly stopped climbing.  It hung in the air for a moment, and then started to descend again.  This time the descent was more gradual. Bill pulled back on the steering column and applied normal throttle. The airplane was flying level again.

"Whew, what a wild ride," Bill said, looking out at the ground that was now almost two miles below.

I didn't know what to think.  Both of my hands were grasping the little handle above and to the right of my head.  I had been holding on for dear life, and my knuckles were as white as new fallen snow.

At first Bill was disoriented, and didn't quite know where we were.  It wasn't long though, before he began to recognize familiar landmarks and pinpoint our location.  In the last few minutes, since the unexpected roller coaster ride had begun, we had veered off course by over ten miles.  He pointed out Calgary in the distance just ahead and to our right.  Instead of being north of Springbank where we had been, we were now a long ways northeast.

Bill began a slowly descending turn to his right, and added throttle to his little bird. We were at 11,000 feet in a block of airspace that we shouldn't be in, and he knew he had to get out of there as soon as possible.

"I think we just met a mountain CAT," he remarked. "Pretty big one too."

I must have looked confused, so he went on, "What I mean by CAT is Clear Air Turbulence.  Sometimes around the mountains it can be pretty wild, especially if there's weather in  …" 

He had just started his explanation when the radio came to life.

"Unidentified aircraft, nine miles north-east of Calgary, this is Calgary tower.  Do you read?"

"No way," he shook his head. "Don't answer. I don't need the grief.  I'll be doing paperwork for a week."

"Unidentified aircraft, nine miles north east, you are in controlled airspace.  Please squawk code 2100 on your transponder."

"That's a laugh," he said at me.  "I don't have a transponder."  He turned the radio volume lower.

"Unidentified aircraft, nine miles northeast," I could still faintly hear a voice coming through on the speaker.  "We have you on a westerly track.  You have traffic at nine thousand feet at nine o'clock.  What is your altitude?"

Bill wasn't listening.  He was intent on getting out of there as fast as he could.

"Unidentified aircraft, eight miles north east, you are in controlled airspace."  The Air Traffic Controller in the Calgary tower was almost pleading now.  "Please squawk code 2100 on your transponder."

"Bill, we'd better answer this guy," I said. "It's nobody's fault we ended up here."

"Forget it, I'm not talkin' to anyone."

"Unidentified aircraft, eight miles northeast."  The controller was shouting at us now. "You have traffic at nine thousand feet at nine o'clock.  We don't know your altitude.  Stay clear of 9000 feet!"

"Air Canada 121," the controller continued. " Be advised there is traffic directly ahead of you, altitude unknown.  Turn east on a heading of 090 degrees immediately."

I was getting panicky now.  I knew what was going on. So did Bill, but he refused to acknowledge it. Both airplanes were at 9000 feet. I quickly looked around outside the cabin. I couldn't see the other plane, but I also knew I wouldn't until it was too late. 

"Bill, talk to the guy! There's an Air Canada plane up here.  They're tracking us on RADAR, and we must be close."

 Bill seemed oblivious to the panic in my voice.  He stared straight ahead. We had just passed through 9000 feet and were still descending.

"We'll soon be out of here," he said to me calmly. "Relax."

WHAM! …  It happened again! 

This time a huge shadow enveloped the cockpit, accompanied by the loud roaring noise of jet engines. Our little airplane was flipped violently upside down and then back upright again. Both of us were hanging in our seat belts for a moment, and were then slammed back down into our seats. The little airplane's nose was pointing up at about a 60-degree angle, but I could feel us descending. Why couldn't I see anything? Everything was black. I soon realized the reason for this. A leaky garbage bag full of animal skins had come to rest on my shoulders and chest. It was blocking my vision.  I shoved it into the back, and looked out the side window in time to see the tail end of a giant Airbus moving away from us.  It had obviously just missed us, and we were now suffering the results of its wing vortices.

"Bill," I yelled.  "Bill, have you got it?"

"I don't know … I think so," he answered.

He pushed the steering column fully forward to try to get our nose down. When he did this the airplane immediately fell off on its right wing and began a rotation around it with its nose still high in the air. 

"We're stalled. I think we're in a flat spin," Bill said.  I've got to get the nose down." 

He moved the throttles fully forward to add power to the airplane, while keeping full forward pressure on the column.  Nothing happened. The nose stayed right where it was. The airplane was falling out of the sky in a right-handed flat spin with its nose in the air. I looked at the altimeter just as its needle passed through 7000 feet.  The ground was less than 4000 feet below. 

"Okay, this could be trouble," Let's try somethin' else." His voice remained calm and cool.

He pulled the throttle back to idle, let go of the steering column, and pushed down his left rudder pedal all the way. Almost immediately the spinning stopped, and the airplane straightened out.  At that point he quickly took his foot off the rudder. The nose was still pointed up and we were still falling out of the sky, but at least the airplane was no longer spinning.  As the altimeter needle passed through 6000 feet, Bill did something I'll never forget.  It went against anything that I'd ever been taught, or even heard of. He reached down to the flap lever and put out two notches of flap, applied full throttle to the engine, and pulled the steering column back right into his lap.

"Pull back as hard as you can on the column and don't let go 'til I tell you," he yelled to me over the roar of the engine.

What happened next was a blur. I grabbed the column, which was already pulled all the way back, and held on to it for dear life. I remember the airplane going fully vertical with its nose straight up.  I remember hanging by my seat belt for a few seconds as the airplane went over the top upside down, and then heading straight down in a power dive. I vaguely remember Bill bringing in the flaps, and pulling back on the throttles. At some point I remember him telling me to release the steering column. And then … unbelievingly … we were flying straight and level, and Bill was setting up the airplane for normal flight.

"How's that for a little excitement? " he said, chuckling. "I wonder how many people have done a full front to back flip in a Tri-Pacer?"

At first I was speechless. I couldn't believe what he'd done. Eventually I found my voice.

"Bill, that was amazing.  I think what you just did is impossible. We should both be dead right now."

"Yup, I think maybe we were pretty lucky." He had a sheepish grin on his face.

I looked out at the ground below us. The altimeter read 4000 feet, which meant that we were only 700 feet above the ground. Bill brought the airplane back up to 5000 feet, and we settled in for what was left of our short flight.

I could still hear the Calgary tower calling us.  Bill continued to ignore them. Within fifteen minutes we could see the Springbank airport about five miles ahead of us.  Bill turned the volume up on the radio, changed the channel, and called the Springbank tower.

When they replied, giving us a normal landing clearance I assumed they didn't know that Calgary had been trying to contact us.  No such luck, however. They had no sooner given us our clearance when another voice came over the radio telling us to report to the tower when we landed.  Bill acknowledged their request, set up the airplane for a landing, and greased it onto the runway.

After getting cleaned up in the control tower washroom, we called upstairs on the phone and sat down to wait.  Bill did all the talking when the tower man came down.  At first the guy was really excited, talking like he was going to throw the book at us.  Bill just played innocent.

"What are you talkin' about," Bill asked aggressively?  "I don't know anything about a near miss.  We encountered some turbulence on the way home, and got thrown around a bit. We ended up a little east of where we should have been, but that's it."

"Didn't you hear the Calgary tower calling you?" 

"Nope, … didn't hear anyone, … but I know why. When I tried to call you for a landing clearance I realized I had no radios.  The breaker had popped.  Musta happened with the turbulence."

The tower man looked exasperatingly at me.

"Don't ask me," I said.  "I'm just the passenger."

He went on to tell us that we had entered the Calgary Control Zone without authorization. We had nearly collided with a commercial jet approaching Calgary.  Luckily we hadn't hit, and both airplanes had landed safely.  I'm sure the guy didn't believe Bill when he said that he hadn't heard the Calgary tower, but what could he do.  He told Bill that he would have to file a report, and gave him some forms to fill out.  Bill told him he'd fill them out later.  Somehow, I had the impression that this guy had dealt with Bill before, and knew the easiest way to resolve the problem was to ignore it.  Shades of days gone by:  I guess some things never change.

We had a quick coffee in the cafeteria, and I gathered up my stuff. We said good-bye with a promise to keep in contact, and I headed home to Edmonton with a wild tale to tell around the water cooler. What a cowboy. He hadn't changed a bit. He was just as ornery as he'd ever been, and still didn't seem to give a damn about anything or anybody.

The other thing that hadn't changed is that life was never dull when you were around "Trapper Bill". I'll tell you one thing. "He sure had got my MOJO running that weekend.

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Rankin Flight

 

 

"Is this it?" I thought. "Is this what it's like at the end?" I had always assumed I'd be afraid, excited, or upset, but I wasn't.  I was so involved in what was going on around me I had no time to consider that I may never see my family or friends again.  Maybe I would when we hit the water. It would be over fast, anyway.  We wouldn't last very long in the icy waters of Hudson Bay even if we did survive the crash.

Everything had happened so quickly.  How had a flight that had started so routinely turned into this nightmare?

I removed my mittens, pulled my Government Identification Card out of my pocket, and used it to scrape the frost off the inside of my side window.  After clearing a spot, I pulled up my parka hood, and pressed my face as close to the window as I could. Hooding my eyes to peer outside, I saw snow dancing and swirling off the end of the knifelike beam of the landing light.  Beyond that, there was nothing but the blackness of this starless November night.  I certainly hadn't bargained for this kind of excitement when I had joined the Public Service with Transport Canada earlier in the year, and moved to Churchill, Manitoba.

I was thirty-one when I made this major career change.  After spending thirteen years in the rigid, stand-tall world of the Canadian Armed Forces, I was enjoying being a civilian again. I was also enjoying the relaxed northern lifestyle where just about everyone wore a beard and their hair too long.  My hair was longer now than I'd ever worn it, and my trimmed beard was beginning to show silver strands laced amongst the brown.

I stretched my legs as best I could. Huddled into the front right seat of the small twin-engine Aztec aircraft, even the slight movement of changing the position of my legs offered some relief.  There were three of us in the six available seats of the airplane. Jim, the pilot sat to my left. Ed, my co-worker sat directly behind me.  All of us were wearing our parkas and heavy arctic mittens in an effort to keep warm.  The other seats behind and beside Ed were stuffed to the ceiling with electronic test equipment, parts, and tools.  The baggage compartment behind the seats, was separated from the passenger cabin by a thin plastic wall. It was full of more parts, a couple of frozen Arctic Char, and our suitcases.

"Climb!" I yelled.  "We're almost in the water!"

Jim reacted immediately, pushing the dual throttle levers forward.  The engines responded with a roaring surge of power, and the aircraft stopped descending. It leveled out for a moment, and then laboriously began climbing again.  Pretty soon the water was no longer visible, and Jim pulled the throttle levers back a bit.  There wasn't much left.  The levers were about 95 percent to the wall by then. 

This was the second time we had descended to the 100-foot level, and the second time that Jim had advanced the throttles to gain more altitude.  Things weren't happening as we had hoped they would.  The temperature hadn't warmed up as we had descended, and with all the ice on the wings, the aircraft was barely flying.  The dim red lights of the instrument panel highlighted the concern on Jim's face as he adjusted the elevator trim for these new power settings.

I turned and looked at Ed.  He was several years younger than I was, just two years out of technical college.  Underneath his bushy red beard, his face was as pale as the snow outside.  His eyes were closed, but I knew he wasn't sleeping.  His lips were quivering and his right eye was twitching. Maybe he was praying.

It was November, and it was already full-blown winter in the North Country.  The tundra had long gone to sleep under a blanket of frozen snow and ice.  The three of us were flying back to Churchill from Coral Harbour, Nunavut. Coral Harbour is a small Inuit hamlet on Southampton Island at the northern tip of Hudson Bay, approximately eight hundred kilometers north of Churchill.  Ed and I had been working there for the last few days, and were looking forward to getting back to our homes and civilization as we had come to know it.

  We were two of several electronics technicians based in Churchill whose job included the maintenance and repair of the many government electronic navigation and communications systems located up the West Coast of Hudson Bay.  These systems were vitally important to the safe passage of aircraft flying in the north, and all of us took our jobs seriously.  Many of these navigation systems were located in small Inuit communities, and  were lifelines into these hamlets.  Without these electronic signposts in the sky, aircraft flying over this vast tundra, devoid of landmarks, would not be able to find their way when the weather was bad. That was most of the time during the dark months of winter. 

The airplane was a charter out of Thompson, Manitoba. Jim had flown us in two days ago, and had gone back to Rankin Inlet to get some work done on the airplane.  On the way up he had noticed that the Omnirange (VOR) receiver that was used for navigation wasn't working properly. He said he'd get it fixed. I had called him that morning to tell him that we had finished our work, and were ready to come out.  He had arrived back shortly after lunch to pick us up. The VOR receiver still wasn't working, but he came anyway.

We had taken off from the snow-packed runway of Coral Harbour at 3:00 P.M.  The weather was sunny and crisp with a temperature of -10 degrees Celsius. Ed and I had done a little shopping earlier that day. With a little bargaining, we had been able to buy some soapstone carvings directly from the carvers for a good price.  We had also purchased a couple of Arctic Char to enjoy with our families and friends when we got home.  When Jim arrived, he told us there was some weather moving into the Churchill area, and we may only be able to fly as far as Rankin Inlet that day.  Rankin was a small community on the West Coast of Hudson Bay about five hundred kilometers north of Churchill. Jim planned to stop there for fuel anyway, so we could decide whether or not to go on when we got there.

The sky was clear for the first half hour of the flight.  As we reached our cruising altitude of 10,000 feet, we could see the vast frozen arctic tundra of Southampton Island stretched out for miles below us.  After a while, the icy open water of Hudson Bay replaced the tundra. There were some large cloud buildups in the distance. As we continued south, we found ourselves above them, no longer able to see the water.  Soon, we were punching holes through the tops of the thick cloud cover, and shortly after that the clouds had enveloped the airplane.

Jim switched frequencies on his VHF radio and pushed the microphone button.  "Rankin Flight Services, this is PA-23, CF-WAG. We are 50 miles east of Chesterfield Inlet at 10,000 feet on an IFR flight plan from Coral Harbour to Churchill with a stop at Rankin Inlet.  We'd like Chesterfield's weather please, and Rankin's as well."

The Radio Operator responded, his voice coming over the cabin speaker. "Roger WAG. Chesterfield altimeter is 29.98. Be advised that a large system is rapidly moving in to the area with snow and freezing rain.  The ceiling at Chesterfield is 8,000 feet with a 9000 foot reported freezing level. Rankin's altimeter is 29.87, and dropping fast. Rankin's ceiling has come down in the last hour from 12,000 to 5000 feet."

Jim thanked him, and turned to us.  "OK guys, you heard him.  We're now about thirty minutes north of Rankin Inlet.  The weather is starting to close in.  We can land at Chesterfield Inlet and wait it out if you want, or we can carry on. It's up to you."

The two of us thought about it for a few seconds, and agreed that we should give Rankin a try.

"Okay," Jim said, as he switched channels on his VHF radio. He called the Edmonton Air Traffic Control Center requesting clearance to descend to 8000 feet.  We were close enough now to Rankin Inlet to contact Edmonton via a remote control radio system located at the Rankin airport.  Although there were no air traffic control controllers at Rankin, the landlines and microwave links that connected it to Edmonton made it seem as if the controllers were right there.  Edmonton Center came back almost immediately authorizing our descent to 8000 feet.

"Let's get this bird down below the freezing level."  Jim pulled back on the throttles, and adjusted the elevator trim tabs to nose the aircraft down into a slow descent.

The farther we descended, the thicker and heavier the clouds became.   It was snowing now. By the time we leveled out at 8000 feet, we were flying in zero visibility conditions.  It was dark outside, and snow was pelting the windshield furiously.  I reached over and moved the tuning knob of the ADF receiver to the Rankin Inlet radio beacon's frequency.  The ADF receiver's job was to decode a ground radio beacon's signal and provide direction, in this case the direction to the Rankin Inlet beacon.  All Jim had to do was keep the ADF needle on the instrument panel directly in line with the nose of the aircraft and we would home in to the Rankin Airport.

When I dialed in the Rankin frequency, I was surprised to see that the needle on the panel was wandering aimlessly.  I turned up the audio so we could hear Rankin's Morse code identifier. We could only hear a background hiss.  I double-checked the charts, thinking that perhaps I had made a mistake on the channel selection, but the charts confirmed that I had been right.  At that point I dialed in the Chesterfield Inlet Beacon.  The speaker beat out the Morse code "YCS," and the needle swung immediately to our three o'clock position. We knew then that the ADF receiver was working.  I re-dialed Rankin. There still was no signal.

"The Rankin beacon doesn't appear to be working." I said.

"Leave the dial where it is," Jim responded. "Hopefully it's just the weather and we'll pick it up as we get closer."

"What was that?"  Ed remarked from the back seat. "What's that noise?"

Thousands of little shards of ice were flying off the left propeller, shattering on the side of the fuselage.

"Ice," Jim said.  "Look at the wings."  The leading edges of the wings had a thin coating of ice on them.

Another icy shower hit the right side of the fuselage.  I noticed that the altimeter needle had started a slow counterclockwise rotation.

"Are we descending again?"  I asked Jim.

" We're descending, but not on purpose," he replied.  "We're losing altitude because of ice buildup on the wings." 

Jim edged the throttles forward. The needle stopped its rotation.  "That should do it," he said.  "We'll make up for the loss of the wing's lift with more power.  On second thought, let's keep descending.  It should be warmer as we get lower." Jim pulled back on the throttles. The altimeter needle again started rotating counterclockwise as the aircraft descended.

He picked up the microphone and advised Edmonton that we were encountering icing conditions at the 8000-foot level and were descending to 4000 feet. He also advised them that the Rankin NDB was not working. 

"Roger WAG," Edmonton responded. "We haven't had any other reports of trouble with it, but we'll advise the technical staff in Churchill."

"That's a laugh," Ed exclaimed from the back. "We are the technical staff from Churchill."

"Good luck with the ice," the Edmonton controller said.  " You are cleared for an approach to Rankin Airport.  Altimeter setting is 29.84.  Please advise when down."

"Don't we have deicing equipment on this aircraft?"  Ed asked.  "Can't you just turn on the deicers?"

"All we've got are hot props," Jim replied, "and they're turned on.  That's why you hear the ice hitting the sides of the aircraft.  It's melting off the props.  This model of the Aztec doesn't have deicing boots or thermal deicing on the wings."

"Great," Ed said excitedly.  "Why are you flying an aircraft in this country with no deicing equipment? Why doesn't your VOR receiver work? Why isn't the NDB receiver working? What the Hell's the matter with you?"

"Cool down Ed," I turned to him and said.  I was just as frustrated, but at this point, I didn't think we should be getting Jim upset as well. "Try and figure out why we're not picking up the Rankin beacon."

As we reached the 4000-foot level, we could see that the ice had built up even more on the wings.  The windshield was also now covered with ice. The defrosters had stopped working. A thin film of frost now coated the inside of the windows as a result of our heavy breathing in the cabin.  Even the instruments in the front panel had started to fog up.  Jim reset the trim and power settings to stop our descent. The aircraft leveled out.

I had turned to Ed and was discussing the Rankin beacon, when Ed's eyes moved, looking past me toward the instrument panel.  "We're descending again," he said.

I turned back to see that the altimeter's needle had started moving again. We were down to 3500 feet.  More ice was hitting the sides of the aircraft. It was getting even colder in the cockpit. I had never taken my parka off, and now I put my large fleece mittens on. Ed did the same. Jim leaned over to adjust the throttles again, and then changed his mind.

"Heater inlets must be plugged," he said.  "I'm going to keep descending for a while.  It's got to warm up pretty soon. We've got to get rid of this ice."

I turned up the volume again on the ADF receiver.  This time we could faintly hear Rankin beacon's Morse code identifier "YRT" on the speakers, but the needle still drifted aimlessly in circles We had to be in range of it by now. Based on the charts, and the direction we'd been flying, we should have been only a few miles from Rankin.

"So why aren't we getting any directional information?"  Ed asked, more to himself than anyone else. "I can hear it, so it's on."

"Look at this," I exclaimed, as I rubbed the frost off the airspeed indicator.  It was reading zero instead of the 180 knots it had been reading a few moments ago.  "What's going on now?"

"The Pitot Tube on the wing must be covered in ice," Jim responded.  "The airspeed indicator system relies on the flow of air against the Pitot's head to indicate airspeed.  It's a pressure differential thing.  I'll explain it to you sometime, but until it unplugs we'll have no indication of how fast we're moving.  I hope you both said your prayers this morning, because we're in a little bit of trouble."

"No deicers on that either, I suppose," Ed said disgustedly, shrinking back into his seat.

It was pitch black outside, but the cockpit windows were white with the snow and frost that now covered them.  Between this and the reduced lights of the frosted instrument panel, an eerie glow was cast throughout the cockpit.  We were flying blind with no visual reference over the ice filled waters of Hudson Bay. The aircraft was losing altitude, and we had very little throttle left to stop our descent.  The ADF navigation system wasn't working. The airspeed indicator wasn't working. On top of that, we had no idea when the aircraft wings were going to stall and drop us like a stone into the water below.  It was definitely time to say a prayer. All three of us were very quiet for the next few minutes.

Coming back to reality, I heard Jim talking to Edmonton on the radio.  He was declaring an emergency, telling them of our situation.  I leaned over, and rubbed the frost off the faceplate of the altimeter.  " We're below 1000 feet according to this," I said.             

"Never mind the altimeter," Jim answered.  "See if you can scrape the frost off your side window. Let me know when you can see the water.  I'll try to keep us at least 100 feet above it."  Jim turned on the landing light hoping it would help me spot the water before we hit it.

I scraped my window as clear as I could get it, and pressed my face to it.  I then pulled my parka hood over my head to block out any ambient light as I peered out into the blackness of the night.  It was still snowing. The combination of the speed we were moving, the driving snow, and the brightness of the landing light was hypnotic.

I felt Ed brush my back and looked back into the cabin. He had leaned forward using his mittens to continually wipe the instrument panel and keep it clear of frost.

"Keep looking outside!" Jim's voice was a little higher than it had been before. "I need to know where the water is."

"OK," I said. "Sorry." I hooded my eyes again, and looked out. Almost immediately I could see the water  "There it is. I'd say we're about 100 feet above it."

Jim moved the throttles forward. The engine increased its RPM. The water began to disappear.  We must have been climbing, but it was hard to tell.

"Hey, we've got the beacon!" Ed said loudly, "Look, we've got a lock." The needle of the ADF meter was pointing to the ten o'clock position and was holding steady.

Jim put the aircraft into a left bank, held it there until the needle was pointing directly ahead, and then straightened it out. I looked out again. The water was right there. We couldn't have been more than fifty feet above it.

"Climb," I yelled.  "We're almost in the water."

Jim reached over immediately and pushed the throttles forward. There wasn't much throttle left.  The engines revved higher, and we started to climb again.  The water gradually receded. It was no longer visible, but we all knew it wasn't very far below.

"I' don't know what our airspeed is, but I'm putting out some flap," Jim said.  "Hopefully we're not moving too fast to damage them."

Seeing the confused look on our faces, Jim explained that the flaps would provide us with more wing area, and some extra lift to make up for what we had lost as a result of the ice buildup.  The problem was that if we were moving too fast when he put them out, they might rip right off. He reached down and pulled the flap lever up to the twenty-five degree mark. The aircraft slowed down immediately, and its nose came up.

"Looks like they're going to hold," he said, as he readjusted the elevator trim.

"I can see the water again," I said, as I looked out my window. "We're down to 100 feet. Wait, … we're over rocks now.  We're back over land."

It seemed as if the rocks were only a few feet below us as we skidded by.  Almost immediately the rocks became brilliant lights, and the town of Rankin slid by under the wing.

Jim pushed the throttles fully forward.  There was nothing left now.  If we came down again, there had better be a runway under us. 

Ed was almost on top of Jim, leaning over his seat furiously scraping the side window so Jim could see out.  The Recreation Center went by, then the Anglican Church, and then we were over open tundra again.  At that point Jim yanked hard on the control column, held it back, and put the aircraft into a steep left turn.  We had hardly got into our turn when the 300-foot beacon antenna tower went by my window, looming above us.

"I just realized where we were." Jim said excitedly, as he pushed the control column forward again.  " We were homing on the beacon, and were about to hit its antenna.  It's a good thing I saw the church.  Good work Ed."

We were still in a left turn. The engines were screaming.  Jim held the turn for a few seconds, and then gradually reduced it to a gentle left bank.  He changed the frequency of the VHF radio, and keyed his microphone three times in quick succession.  At that point the runway lights, which were controlled by a radio activated lighting system, came on.  The lights were very bright out Jim's side window. For the first time in what seemed like several hours, I thought we might just get out of this. We went by the end of the runway, Jim coaxing the aircraft through another 180-degree turn back to the field.  He put out another notch of flap, reached down to lower the landing gear, and then stopped. He brought his hand back up.

"I think we'll stall this baby if I put the wheels down," he said.  "Wherever this thing comes down, it's going to do it on its belly."

Jim couldn't see anything out the front windshield, but by now, with Ed's scraping, he had a pretty good view out his side window. I knew that Jim had landed at this airport many times. I was hoping that he knew the airport well enough that the side view would let him know where he was on the approach.

From the right-hand window, I watched the rocks below the approach path glide by.  A few airplanes had hit these rocks over the years. The results had always been deadly.  The hamlet was off to the right, and as we flew along. We were only a few feet above the ground, and its lights flickered on and off as the buildings disappeared and then reappeared from behind the snowdrifts and rocks.

Suddenly … we stopped flying.  The aircraft bucked twice, and its nose sunk rapidly.  The wings had stalled. They wouldn't fly anymore.  There was nothing left to do but hit the ground.

Jim reached over and pulled the throttles all the way back.  He was in the process of turning off the fuel and the ignition when we hit the ground.  All three of our heads hit the fabric roof of the cabin as our upper bodies were thrown forward. We were jerked back immediately by our seat belts.  There was a loud bang. The aircraft bounced, and fell again.  Another bang. Lesser this time as we bounced again. We hit the ground again. This time we didn't bounce. We started sliding. The sound of rock and gravel scraping of the bottom of the aircraft on the rock and gravel was deafening. Through the frosted windows I could see huge sparks shooting out beside and behind us.  The snow was flying by us in great plumes, and we could smell the heat that was being generated by the scraping of metal on rock.

Suddenly … it was quiet … deathly quiet … not a sound.  We had stopped.

And then there was noise. All three of us were talking at the same time. The smell of heat was all around us.

"Let's get out of here fast," Jim said.

"Lets go, let's go, "Ed yelled.

Jim tried his door, but it was either damaged or frozen shut.  The only other door was the passenger door on my side. It was up to me to get it open so we could get out.

I threw open my door. I was desperately trying to get out but couldn't seem to move.  "I can't move," I yelled. 

Ed was pushing against the back of my seat so hard with his legs that I thought I was going to be crushed, seat and all, into the front panel. Jim reached over and hit my seat belt release.  The combination of the belt coming off, and Ed's pushing catapulted me out of the plane onto the right wing.  I jumped off the wing into a two-foot snowdrift. I lay there, totally immobile and watched the other two do the same thing. They landed beside me.

We pulled ourselves up and looked at the snow falling from the dark winter sky. We could hear the quiet. The only sound came from our heavy breathing. The next sounds were grateful sighs, as we all stood against a snowdrift relieving ourselves. It might have been the cold, or the shock reaction to what had happened, or both, but our bodies were shaking, and our teeth were chattering.   We walked over to the aircraft. It was amazing.  It lay there sideways on the threshold of the runway, left wing down. The propellers were bent, and there was a big dent on the front bottom of the fuselage.  There was at least four inches of ice all over the wings. The tail plane resembled an ice-covered crucifix embedded in the snow.  It was truly a wonder that with that much ice it had been able to fly at all.  It was even more of a wonder that we had managed to fly past the rocks to the cleared area in front of the runway before we had hit the ground.

Within moments, out of the blackness, several people and vehicles began arriving from the hamlet.  The ski-doos had led the way, and the track vehicles had followed.  Our aircraft had startled these people when it had flown over the town at less than 100 feet with its engines roaring.  They knew someone was in trouble. Several of them had immediately headed out to the airport, not knowing what they would find when they got there.

After ensuring that everyone was out of the aircraft, they helped the three of us load our suitcases into one of the track vehicles. We were taken directly to the nursing station. The nurse checked us over, and except for stiff necks and frost bitten toes, declared us healthy enough to leave. Ed and I walked over to the hotel to check in. Jim went off with some people from his company to get the aircraft off the runway.

Unbelievably, it was only 4:00 P.M.  It had only been an hour since we had left Coral Harbour.  It felt like we had been flying a lot longer than that.  As we sat in the hotel lounge before dinner, several people told us several times how lucky we had been to come through that landing without getting hurt.  That was true, but what was even luckier was that we had ever got to the runway to even attempt a landing.  None of us had really expected to make it to the airport.  The wheels-up landing was almost anticlimactic.

After dinner we borrowed a couple of ski-doos from the hotel manager and went out to the Non Directional Beacon site. We soon discovered why we hadn't been able to get its radio signal. The door to the antenna-tuning unit had blown off, and it had filled with snow.  Most of the power that was going to the antenna was being reflected right back down. 

By the time we got back to the hotel, Jim was there. He told us that his company had made bookings for us to get back to Churchill on the next morning's scheduled flight. Our gear was sitting in the small terminal building at the airport.

We had a few drinks that night, and Jim didn't buy any of them.  It had been an amazing flight. We knew how fortunate we were to be sitting in front of a roaring fire enjoying a glass of rum. Jim had done an outstanding job of keeping that airplane flying. It was truly 'seat of the pants' flying at its best.

That weekend in Churchill my wife and I had several of our friends over for dinner to help us enjoy the Arctic Char I had brought back.  At one point, after savoring a rather juicy piece of Char, I stood up and held my wineglass high.  As the conversation quieted, I asked everyone to join me in a toast: 

 

"A drink to toast our arctic char.  Its meat is pink and sweet.

A drink to how we got it here, through snow and cloud and sleet.

And here's to Jim and those like him who fly the arctic dome.

Although, sometimes they scare us some, they always get us home."

 

And we all took a drink.

 

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Hot Pursuit

 

Jesse's tires squealed as the car made a ninety-degree turn from the dusty gravel country road, grabbing the black pavement of Crowe County's main highway. He had been going too fast for the turn, but had easily maneuvered the powerful automobile up onto the pavement.  He knew he was a top-notch driver. He also knew he was driving a finely tuned automobile that had been built to be driven fast.

Jesse had celebrated his twenty-eighth birthday the week before. He was starting to feel like an old man. Driving fast helped though.  It made him feel younger.

"God," he thought, "where does the time go? It seemed like just yesterday he was in high school, living at home, and enjoying the good life.  He reached up with his right hand, brushing his long brown hair out of his eyes. He needed to be sharp tonight.

Now that he was on the blacktop, he pressed his right foot a little harder on the gas pedal. The car leapt forward, and the dotted white line transformed into a blurred solid ribbon. He was driving with the car's headlights off, but his night vision was tuned in. He could see the road ahead as well as if his lights had been on. Glancing at the speedometer on the dimmed dashboard, he watched the needle edge past 100 M.P.H. Smiling, he looked to his right. His brother, Brett was in the passenger's seat. He was staring intently at the dark road ahead.

Brett felt Jesse's stare, and turned to him saying, "Let's do it. Let's get it on. I 'm feelin' good."

Jesse laughed. "You're goin' to feel better yet young fella. We'll be flyin' pretty soon."

Brett swiveled his head, looking out the back window. The whites of his wide-open eyes looked like two flashlights in the darkened car.  He swiped at his forehead with the cuff of his sweater, wiping off the beads of sweat that had formed there. "I can still see 'em. They're back a bit, but they're staying with us."

Jesse glanced into the rear view mirror. He caught a glimpse of the red and blue flashing lights of three police cruisers about a half a mile behind them. The cruisers were starting to gain on them now. Sometimes they were in line and sometimes they were two abreast, but they were gaining.

Instinctively, his foot stepped even harder on the gas pedal. His right hand moved to his side, where he felt the familiar cool metal of the Colt 38 Special sitting on the seat beside him. The powerful engine under the hood responded with a deep-throated roar, slinging the car even faster down the thin black strip of pavement into the dark night.

"Yahoo! What a way to make a living!" Jesse shouted enthusiastically.

Brett peered intently through the windshield. It had started to rain. Jesse turned on the wipers. For a moment they were blinded by the grease and mud from the road that had mixed on the windshield with the fresh rain. The windshield washer soon cleared the worst of it and they were better able to see the road again. It was three A.M. on a Saturday morning. There wasn't much traffic on the highway at this hour. That was good, because for what they had to do, they needed the whole highway.

It had been a long night. First the marijuana had been packaged, and then loaded into waterproof bags. Then it had been put into the trunk of the car back at the farmhouse. There had been ten guys at the house tonight. Everybody had a job to do. The car was carrying over five hundred pounds of marijuana. Enough to make a lot of people happy, and a few people rich.

"OK Brett, we're coming up to our little rendezvous point. It's about a mile ahead. Are you ready?"

Brett leaned over into the back seat. He came back up grasping a short-barreled shotgun with a molded wooden stock. He inserted a couple of slug loads, put on his gloves, and turned to Jessie, "The Lord hates a coward big brother. Let's make it happen."

Jesse pressed the pedal all the way to the floor. The engine roared even louder and the car leapt forward as if it had been standing still. They were flying low now, leaving the cruisers in a cloud of wet mist and blue exhaust behind them.

Within thirty seconds they came up on the taillights of a car ahead of them. Jesse slowed only briefly, and then swerved to the left. He applied just enough brake to remain just slightly behind and to the left of the car. In a flash, Brett pointed the shotgun out his open side window, and fired at the left rear tire of the car.

The car's rear tire blew into a thousand pieces. Jesse applied more brake, and pulled back behind the crippled car. He saw its brake lights come on as it careened to the left, hitting the guardrail beside the highway. It then bounced back to the right, and slid sideways, coming to a stop on the right shoulder of the road.

Before the out-of-control car had even come to a full stop, Jesse and Brett had pulled up beside and just behind it. They were instantly out of their car, crouched behind their doors with pistols pointed at the passenger compartment of the crippled vehicle.

"THIS IS THE POLICE!" Brett shouted. "NOBODY MOVE! KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!"

At that point, three cruisers with their sirens wailing, and lights flashing in the rain, roared up. They skidded to a halt beside, and in front of the stricken vehicle. Two bulletproof vested police officers jumped out of each cruiser and surrounded the car. Their arms were raised, holding guns aimed at the passenger compartment.

A bullhorn screamed at the car, telling the passengers to get out of their vehicle with their hands up. Two very surprised people slowly emerged with their hands in the air. The policemen quickly moved in, cuffed them, and moved them off. They both looked somewhat confused. They had no idea what had happened to them, and how quickly it had all happened.

"Good job boys. That was a great piece of driving Jesse, and a great moving shot Brett." The sergeant walked over to where Brett was putting the shotgun into the back seat of the car. Enthusiastically, he clapped him on the back. "Looks like you boys have justified us buying this hot machine. These guys never knew what hit 'em. They had no idea we were tailing them, and still don't know where you came from. I love it when a plan comes together."

Jesse looked back at the car they had been chasing. A couple of uniformed officers were removing several bags of pot from its trunk. The police had been secretly watching the little house in the woods for over a month. They felt that they had all the evidence they needed to prove that it was a thriving drug production and distribution operation. Every night during the stakeout, several people had been videotaped coming and going from the house. The Chief had decided earlier that day that it had gone on long enough. It was time to close the operation down. Jesse and Brett, along with six other undercover officers, had watched the drug smugglers load up the car and leave. They had used their night binoculars. Jesse moved out a short ways behind them and picked up the tail on Crowe County Highway. The rest of the stakeout team raided the house, and the black and whites got into position well back of the tail car.

"Another one for the good guys," Jesse smiled proudly at Brett as they got back into the car. "Let's go get a cup of java."

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A Bucketful of Noise

 

It was as though a giant crevasse in the sky had split open, creating an avalanche of fast-moving ice and snow. A screaming wind came at us with a fury. It sandblasted the snow into tiny fragments and flung them at us in whirling swirls, blocking our nostrils and taking our breath away. I opened my eyes as best I could, and looked over at Pete. His eyes were closed too, forced that way by the snow-caked ridges that had built up around them. Like myself, he was in a crouch with his arms outstretched clutching the rear bumper of the moving car.   

This wasn't nearly as much fun as it was supposed to have been. As we slid along behind, I thought of how perfect a plan it had seemed to be when my buddies and I had devised it in the warmth and comfort of my basement bedroom the day before.

I was just a gangly kid growing up on the south shore of Montreal when this story took place. Like most sixteen-year old boys, I was constantly in trouble with my parents. At the time, I couldn't figure out why they were always so upset with me. Looking back now, I think I understand.

"You're imaginin' things," Carl said dryly. "If you don't want to hit Old Man Simon's place anymore, where are we goin' to get our gas?"

Carl was, without question, my best friend and confidante. We had known each other the longest, and trusted each other the most. Like me, he was a couple of inches short of six feet, but because he was so thin, he looked taller. His long brown hair fell onto his forehead, and he was always swiping at it to move it out of his eyes.  Sometimes we called him 'Sleepy' because of his large dark-rimmed glasses that made his eyes appear to be closed most of the time. He didn't like being called that, which made teasing him even better. My mother really liked Carl. She figured that our friendship was probably the best thing that had ever happened to me. She obviously didn't know him like I did.

Pete just shook his head. "Look man, I haven't got all the answers. All I know is that Mr. Simons was over at our place last night to see my dad. He was complaining about his poor gas mileage. He kept looking over, staring right at me."

Pete was a short and wiry with jet-black hair and deep-set eyes. He was born in England, but his family had moved to Canada a few years ago, and he had come to our school. He fit right in with us. Before long he was one of our small 'band of brothers'.

"He's right Carl," I agreed. "He gave me a funny look the other day too. I think he's onto us. Maybe we can find somebody else."

"No way," Jim argued, "You guys all know that the Simons' place is the only one around here that's dark enough for our purposes. We've looked all over the place. The streetlights are too bright everywhere else."

Jim was physically the biggest of all of us. He seemed to possess a superior knowledge of just about everything. He thought so anyway. He did have a lot of ideas, though, and was often able to spark our imaginations enough to convince us to join him in carrying them out.

"So what are we goin' to do then?" repeated Carl. "We sure can't afford to buy gas."

That stopped us cold. Carl's comment had really hit home. There was nothing more to say. We were faced with the first crisis of our young criminal lives. For the last several months, in the wee hours of each Saturday morning, we had taken turns commandeering our father's cars to go joyriding. Getting the cars had been easy. As it turned out, getting gas for the cars had been even easier. Poor Mr. Simons. He must have been pulling out the few remaining hairs he had in his head trying to figure out where all his gas was going. Once a week for over three months, we had quietly snuck up his darkened driveway and siphoned off a two and one-half gallon bucketful of gas from his car. It looked like this was over now, and maybe the end of our good times.

The quiet of the room was amplified by the gloomy looks we cast at each other. Jim was rubbing his chin and staring at the ceiling. Suddenly his face broke into a smile.

"I've got it," he exclaimed, jumping up from the bed. "Man, I just had an inspiration. I know how we can get some gas, and have some fun at the same time."

We were 'all ears', as we sat there waiting for Jim to explain his plan. He had been teaching us how to drive on our Saturday morning excursions. He was the one who had come up with the idea of liberating our father's cars. He had also come up with the idea of hitting Old Man Simons for the gas. It was only fitting that he should come up with the answer to our problem.

"Listen," he went on, "you know that new housing development up past the bowling alley? There's quite a few people living up there now, and guess what? They haven't put any streetlights in yet. What if we were to drive through there, real slow like…?"

A noise at the top of the stairs interrupted him. My mother was on her way down with a tray of soft drinks for us. The room was dead quiet as she opened the door and came into my room. She wanted to stay and talk for a while, but after we thanked her for the third time, she got the idea and went back upstairs. Jim continued, telling us the rest of his plan. When he finished, we all got our chance to 'put our two cents in'. Soon we had devised what we thought to be a foolproof scheme. We spent the rest of the afternoon there, sitting around, joking, and planning our forthcoming adventure. Before I knew it, Mom was calling me for supper.

After supper, we all met at 'Gaston's', a small restaurant where we spent most of our free time hanging around. We drank soft drinks, and amused ourselves playing the pinball machines for a while. We were so keyed up, however, our everyday pastimes seemed rather dull to us that evening. It started snowing as we were walking home around nine o'clock. That was good, as it would only make our little adventure later that night even better.

What a wonderful dream I was having. The broiling sun had forced me to strip down to my shorts. I was standing in the shade of a giant palm tree on a sandy beach of a tropical island. I closed my eyes for a moment. When I opened them I realized that I'd been surrounded by a bevy of beautiful island maidens wearing nothing more than flimsy grass skirts around their slim waists. One of the girls, swaying gracefully to the faint beat of a drum, stepped into the circle, her toes curling into the hot, white sand. She moved towards me, and leaned forward, her arms extended. She put one caressing hand onto my bare shoulder. I was quivering in anticipation. She looked me in the eye, smiled, bent over in front of me to pick up a handful of soft sand, and proceeded to throw snow in my face.

I woke up immediately. As I opened my eyes, I saw Carl's grinning face framed in the open basement window above me, and the major portion of a large snowdrift covering my pillow.

"Come on," he whispered. "It's three o'clock. Don't forget the bucket."

I was still half-asleep as I got dressed, and managed to put my pants on backwards the first time I tried. Carl kept bugging me about the bucket. I made my way groggily out of my room and across the basement to get it. I groped my way through the dark until I had reached the furnace. There, I moved my sister's bicycle slightly so I could get around it. At that point, the bicycle stand collapsed, sending both the bicycle and myself crashing into the side of the furnace. Loud reverberations of clashing metal were echoed throughout the house. My heart stopped beating. I lay there, frozen to the spot, not daring to move until I knew if I had disturbed anyone upstairs.

"What's going on down there?"

"Nothing dad, just going to the bathroom." Why hadn't I got the bucket earlier?

Carefully, I moved in behind the furnace, feeling around in the dark to try and find the bucket. That's when I remembered. The plastic bucket was upstairs. Mom had been using it that afternoon to wash floors. The only bucket behind the furnace was the large metal one. By this time Carl had lost all patience. He had climbed in the window to see what was keeping me. When I told him about the bucket, and how my dad was awake upstairs, a look of exasperation came over his face.

"It's you that we should call 'Sleepy'," he whispered disgustingly.

"I guess we'll just have to use the metal one," I mumbled apologetically.

Jim had his father's car this week. He and Pete were waiting for us around the corner. When Carl and I got in, he checked that we had everything, and then drove off.

Quite a bit of snow had fallen since nine o'clock and the roads were very slippery. Jim was careful though, and before long we were at our objective. The first thing we did was drive slowly through the development. We had to make sure that it was as dark as we had hoped it would be, and that everyone was sleeping. When both of these were confirmed, Pete and I got out, assumed our positions behind the car. Jim started driving.

I could hardly see Pete, even though he was only a few feet away from me. Sliding along behind the car was supposed to be the fun part of the plan, but it wasn't. Maybe Pete and I shouldn't have been so quick to volunteer for this role. We were freezing our butts off. Jim and Carl were nice and warm inside the car.

The plan was for Jim to drive very slowly down the dark streets of the new development. Carl, sitting on the passenger's side with the door partially open, would hold the bucket and hose. They would keep their eyes peeled for a likely prospect. When they found one Jim would slow right down. Carl's job was to then quietly place the bucket and hose on the road directly in front of he driveway that contained our victim's car. At the same time Pete and I were to let go of the rear bumper and pick up the bucket and hose. While we were siphoning the gas, they would drive around the block, and come back to pick us up. Hopefully, we would be finished when they got back, and we could leave as quickly and quietly as we had come.

We had been moving for about five minutes and were halfway down a second street. Pete and I were having a difficult time holding on. The snow was so deep it was up over the top of my boots. It was shooting up my pant legs making my legs numb from the knees down. Jim was driving faster than he was supposed to, and our legs kept flying out behind us. We were being dragged, not towed. Suddenly we were thrown up against the back of the car as Jim applied full brakes and slid to a stop.

Thinking back now, it must have been the sudden stop that began the calamitous chain of events that followed. When the car slowed, if you remember, Carl was supposed to lean out his door and gently place the bucket and hose on the road where we would pick them up. What happened was that when Jim slammed on the brakes, Carl panicked, threw open the door and heaved the bucket and hose out, screaming at Jim to get the car moving again. The metal bucket soared through the air, landed on top of our victim's car, and rolled noisily to the driveway. What an ungodly noise it made on that lonely street in the black of night. Bedroom lights began coming on around us, dogs started barking, and silhouettes of sleepy people came to their bedroom windows, peering out to see what the racket was.

What they saw was two figures in the middle of their street, covered in snow, carrying a bucket and hose in their hands.

Needless to say, we didn't get our gas that night. I dropped the bucket where I stood, and ran for all I was worth. Pete was right beside me. Running wasn't easy with our frozen legs, but we finally managed to reach the car. We piled into the back seat. Jim tried to get out of there as fast as he could, but the more gas he gave the car, the more he spun the wheels.

Finally he got it moving, and we escaped onto the main road. Nobody said anything for the first few minutes, but pretty soon we were all talking at once, blaming each other for screwing up. Then Carl started laughing. He was trying to describe the calamity on the road behind them as they had driven away after heaving the bucket out, but was laughing so hard he was having trouble talking. Pete and I couldn't see the humor in it at first, but the more we warmed up, the funnier it got. Before long we were all laughing so hard we were crying.

We headed over to our favorite all-night restaurant for coffee. By the time we got there all was forgiven. We'd have to either refine our plan or come up with a better one for next week.

It was four thirty when I climbed back through the basement window into my bedroom. My clothes were sopping wet, and I was chilled to the bone. I quickly changed into my pajamas, got into my warm bed, and pulled the covers up over my head. Slowly I felt my body begin to warm up. As it did I started getting drowsy. Soon I began to hear the faint beat of a drum, and once again, my Island Maiden danced before me.

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The Chicken Express

 

When polar bears share your back yard, and beluga whales cavort in the river just beyond, how far do you think you would go to get up close and dirty to a chicken? You might be surprised; especially if it's a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

            The year was 1975, and my family and I were living in Churchill, Manitoba. I was one of several men whose jobs had brought us to this historic outpost. We were all there on two-year temporary postings working for the Canadian government at the airport. Life in Churchill was very different from anything any of us had ever experienced in the south, and we did whatever we could to make the best of our stay in this northern tundra town.

            Churchill sits at the end of the rail line on the west coast of Hudson Bay just north of the 58th parallel. Like most other small towns, Churchill had a variety of stores. There was a barbershop, a couple of hotels, a Legion, and even a lawyer's office. There was, however, one store that was definitely missing. There was no Kentucky Fried Chicken store, and because the nearest place a person could obtain the Colonel's secretly spiced delicacy was five hundred miles away by train, it loomed larger than life in many people's minds. 

            This story is about my friend Larry.  There are other players, but without him there wouldn't really be a story. Larry arrived in Churchill shortly after I did, and when he did, he brought his small airplane with him so he could get out and explore the area. I loved to fly too, and over the next two years we made many trips together, exploring the small inlets and coves up the coast of Hudson Bay. In those days he sported a large handlebar moustache, and when we went flying, he always wore a white silk scarf under a brown leather-flying jacket. I used to call him the 'The Red Baron'.  

            Occasionally we would fly south to Thompson to hone our cross-country and map reading skills.  It was after returning home on a Friday evening in May from one of our Thompson trips that the idea of the 'Chicken Express' was first considered. 

            Larry and his wife Lynn were having a few people over that night. Lynn had asked him to bring back some Kentucky Fried Chicken, and we had brought home three buckets. As it turned out, she could have served T-Bone steaks with all the trimmings that evening and it wouldn’t have gone over nearly as well as the chicken did. Twelve of us made short work of it, and as advertised, it was 'Finger Licking Good'.

"Let me know the next time you're going to Thompson," Ian said to Larry.  "You can pick me up a bucket or two." Ian and Linda had come to Churchill several months after Larry and I had arrived.  He was our supervisor, but he was also a good friend.

            "Hey, if you're bringing back chicken, we'd like some too," Bill chimed in.  Katy and I love the stuff." Bill was the Station Manager for the regional airline that served Churchill. He was a good guy to know, and fit right in with our group.

            "Whoa people!"  Larry held his hands up in the air.  I'm happy to give you my time, but airplane fuel costs money.  If you want to pay for my gas … "

            Everyone immediately started throwing cash onto the table. Larry had his first order. Twenty buckets for the following Friday night. 

            The 'Chicken Express' was born. 

            It was supposed to be for friends only, but pretty soon word got out, and Larry started getting requests from people in town he didn't even know.  For the next few months he tried to accommodate a growing list of customers, and soon realized he had stumbled onto a gold mine.  People would pay whatever he asked for the stuff, and he couldn't make enough trips to meet the demand. The money was pouring in, and at one point he even considered quitting his job and buying a bigger and better airplane.

            Like most things, however, it was too good to be true, and it wasn't long before it all started to fall apart. Because the townspeople thought he was running a full-fledged K.F.C. delivery service, they treated it accordingly. They didn't realize that Larry had a full time job at the airport, and if, for whatever reason the plane didn't go, or go often enough, they would telephone his home complaining about the poor service.  By the end of July it was totally out of hand and, under serious pressure from Lynn, he had to end his little business enterprise. 

            The 'Chicken Express' was dead, or so it seemed. "So much for budding entrepreneurship."

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            The planning for the big fishing trip started at work one day in August as we were enjoying our morning coffee in the Air Terminal Building Coffee Shop.

            "Ok Boys," Ian said. " We've been talking about this for months. When are we going to go? My neighbor has been telling me about this great place called Armstrong Lake about seventy-five miles north of Thompson. He says the pickerel are so plentiful, they jump right into your frying pans."

            "So how do we get there?" Tom asked. "Is it a fly-in lake?" Tom was our gentleman farmer from southern Manitoba, who with his black-rimmed glasses, his stylishly long hair, waxed moustache, and groomed goatee, looked like a villain from an old movie.  He was one of us though, and we thought he looked just fine.

"Nope," Ian said.  "It's on the rail line between here and Thompson. We get there by train. They'll stop the train, let us off, and then pick us up again whenever we flag them down."

            That was all we needed. Everyone added their two cents, and the trip was on. 

            Over the next few days, each of us made arrangements to be off work on the Labour Day long-weekend. Everyone